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The bad news is I dislocated my shoulder. The good news is I finally licked my elbow.
Classes started just last week and already I am up to my corneas in readings, papers, and exams in the next four days. Someone in my 490R advanced seminar has already picked a fight with me (and lost, thank you very much, that rude little wanker) and I've been experiencing acid reflux from hell. How does Shyue feel about this?
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I uploaded a plain white photo on Facebook so people will sit there for ages waiting for it to load.
There's been a snow storm all around the Northern states these past few weeks which makes for very jerky maneuvering into the city. Kudos to my father for driving us in for a day of fun and relaxation at Nintendo World which has also be dubbed the two story building most known for both adorableness and piles of rampaging children who are most ( Read more... ) -
Unfortunately for agoraphobics, the cure is just around the corner
After completely devouring 家庭教師ヒットマンREBORN! or, Katekyo Hitman Reborn in 48 hours (manga and anime) like the most delicious burnt flan I had ever tasted sprinkled with a hefty 5 pound dosage of crystal meth, I decided I needed more of this animated nonsense. So I picked up フェイト/ステイナイト or, Fate/Stay Night. (Mostly because it's fun to say. Fate/ ( Read more... ) -
I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it's like to be a dinosaur
So there was this one time that I didn't actually sleep for 72 hours. Oh wait a minute. That was recently. Of course, time is obviously fiction to me now and being that as it may, I don't remember having actually ingesting anything of significant caloric value during this time. But for some reason, I do remember a plethora of Godiva boxes were ( Read more... ) -
This post is about what brings me pain
Sometimes people say things because that's exactly what they mean and there is very little behind it all because honestly, I doubt anyone has enough energy to make every single comma or word a double or triple meaning. If someone says they're driving a mini-cooper, they are probably driving a mini-cooper and not the NCC-1701 Enterprise behind your ( Read more... ) -
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Considering how many expensive or "luxury" merchandise my parents and I tend to shovel down, you'd think we're the sort that sits on secret stashes of Middle Earth treasure mounds or something. Note to the planet: We honestly aren't. By the time my four years of college are over we will be completely ransacked (if not knee deep in debt - again. A ( Read more... ) -
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you want to steal newspapers, that's the time to do it.
Hello, USA. How are you today?
(In other words, I am back from Taiwan. More on this later.) -
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
As of 9:30 am, June 16th, 2008, I am officially done with high school.
AHMIGAD. Commence celebration! -
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
None of you believed me. Now only read on if you are prepared never to look at deer the same way ever again.
Ready?
Alright.
( I now present to you: Deer Man, the Japanese drama that is not unlike the combined effort of a child's imagination and a drug-induced nightmare. Its plot was once summarized by Lily as: 'Okay. So there's this guy. And he digs a hole. And he finds deer.' )