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shutupsammy

twenty-one beers

Feb 16, 2009 15:36

It doesn't matter how many times I brush, floss and gargle, I am never gonna get the taste of skuzzy demon tongue out of my mouth. Or my soul. My essence feels dirty. Dirty in ways that nothing can fix ( Read more... )

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1inageneration February 16 2009, 20:43:28 UTC

You...want to get a real-person job?

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 20:44:20 UTC

Am I not allowed a real-person job?

1inageneration February 16 2009, 20:45:08 UTC

You're allowed to, I just thought it would cut into your Twilight Zone marathons.

And hey. Don't complain. I had illicit smoochies with Faith, okay?

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 20:51:31 UTC

This week it's not Twilight Zone. It's Quantum Leap. I felt it was more thematic.

Is there a problem with illicit smoochies with Faith? She doesn't taste like the muzzle of a fired shotgun.

...or does she?

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blackeyedskank February 16 2009, 20:47:37 UTC

Obsession isn't healthy, Dean. You'd like it too much if I took my clothes off and I'd have to bleach everywhere after your dirty eyes took too long of a look. If you want a job, try getting one as a professional pervert. Jackass.

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 20:53:46 UTC

Oh, I'd like it. I'm sure I would like it. I'd just hate myself for it later. It's one of those situations.

Maybe I could get a job as a janitor at a skin club.

blackeyedskank February 16 2009, 20:56:20 UTC

Maybe I could just skin you. I feel like that'd make me feel better.

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 21:00:07 UTC

But Ruby, everyone knows the skin is the best part. Unless you're on a diet or something, in which case, throw that shit away fatty.

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shutupsammy February 16 2009, 20:52:25 UTC

Oh, I always have fun, Sammy. Sometimes I don't like to have fun in the stench of my own person. Which reminds me-- I need quarters for the laundrymat.

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shutupsammy February 16 2009, 21:01:38 UTC

Yeah, I know right. Hence the need for quarters.

Thank you, sweetie. Make sure to have dinner done by nine when I get home, and make sure the carpets are swept. You know how I get after a bad day at the office.

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cal_sitter February 16 2009, 21:30:40 UTC

Do your thoughts ever wander places that the Sanitation Department would approve of?

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 21:32:57 UTC

Sometimes I think of those posters from the 90s with the fluffy white kittens with angel wings strapped to their backs. Those were kinda cute.

cal_sitter February 16 2009, 21:35:45 UTC

You don't strike me as the fluffy white kitten type.

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 21:37:22 UTC

That's because I'm a man with layers.

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livedtwolives February 16 2009, 21:54:01 UTC

You're a real people person?

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 21:55:46 UTC

Can't you tell from my bright white teeth and winsome personality traits?

I just love serving my fellowman.

livedtwolives February 16 2009, 22:15:32 UTC

Oh, sorry. Guess I wasn't paying close enough attention.

... I don't think I've heard anyone that hasn't been dead for 40 years use "winsome" in a sentence before.

shutupsammy February 17 2009, 03:02:50 UTC

Hey, I'm allowed to use old man words if I want to. I come from a special place called the midwest where we do things a certain way, okay.