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twenty-one beers

Feb 16, 2009 15:36

It doesn't matter how many times I brush, floss and gargle, I am never gonna get the taste of skuzzy demon tongue out of my mouth. Or my soul. My essence feels dirty. Dirty in ways that nothing can fix ( Read more... )

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blackeyedskank February 16 2009, 20:47:37 UTC

Obsession isn't healthy, Dean. You'd like it too much if I took my clothes off and I'd have to bleach everywhere after your dirty eyes took too long of a look. If you want a job, try getting one as a professional pervert. Jackass.

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 20:53:46 UTC

Oh, I'd like it. I'm sure I would like it. I'd just hate myself for it later. It's one of those situations.

Maybe I could get a job as a janitor at a skin club.

blackeyedskank February 16 2009, 20:56:20 UTC

Maybe I could just skin you. I feel like that'd make me feel better.

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 21:00:07 UTC

But Ruby, everyone knows the skin is the best part. Unless you're on a diet or something, in which case, throw that shit away fatty.

blackeyedskank February 16 2009, 21:01:55 UTC

Oh, I'm not interested in just your skin. I like the whole package.

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 21:05:02 UTC

I can't tell if you're hitting on me or threatening me, and given what happened the other day, that makes me really uncomfortable. I think I need to notify an adult.

blackeyedskank February 16 2009, 21:07:44 UTC

Aren't you almost, like, thirty?

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 21:08:44 UTC

...shut up. No seriously. What does that have to do with like anything.

blackeyedskank February 16 2009, 21:09:35 UTC

Why the hell would you need to notify an adult when you are one? Come on, Dean, take responsibility for your own disgusting fantasies.

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 21:13:35 UTC

I don't have any...disgusting fantasies.

blackeyedskank February 16 2009, 21:16:47 UTC

Stripper. Ruby. Same sentence. Actually I should probably be more concerned about the blushing virgin part. And you know how they say there's no such thing as a stupid question? They lied. Take that into consideration.

shutupsammy February 16 2009, 21:29:36 UTC

Hey. Naughty strippers are totally an average fantasy. There is nothing disgusting about a man doing what men do when their minds wander away from more important things.

Guess that makes you a stupid person?

blackeyedskank February 17 2009, 02:25:19 UTC

No it just makes you an idiot for even suggesting it.

shutupsammy February 17 2009, 02:46:58 UTC

Why are you such a bitch.

blackeyedskank February 17 2009, 02:49:47 UTC

Why are you such a clumsy, ugly caveman?

shutupsammy February 17 2009, 03:25:14 UTC

I'm sorry, you must have me mistaken for the less handsome brother.

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