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Sep 08, 2008 00:14

filtered to Sam Winchester, Sam's codes;I've been looking up crap on the curses here after getting whammied by one myself the other day-- by the way, you're lucky we were both working it solo that day, believe me --and let me tell you, Sam, whatever the Deities here are, it doesn't fucking matter. They are some bad mothers and they don't mess ( Read more... )

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audio; bangyoudead September 8 2008, 04:31:54 UTC
I coulda told you not to mess wit de fille, homme. But dis way's a bit more divertissant, no? Pity it at your expense.

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audio; shutupsammy September 8 2008, 04:34:00 UTC
Yeah, well. That one didn't kick me in the balls, so I figure that's a win for me.

Drinks like she's got a hole in her throat though, Christ.

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audio; bangyoudead September 8 2008, 04:36:44 UTC
You gotta watch de ones who can name more than two labels on each spirit.

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audio; shutupsammy September 8 2008, 04:46:50 UTC
Nobody ever gives me the important advice.

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theotokos September 8 2008, 04:33:40 UTC
Ahahaha.

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shutupsammy September 8 2008, 04:34:39 UTC
You?

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theotokos September 8 2008, 04:36:45 UTC
Sure, why not.

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shutupsammy September 8 2008, 04:49:51 UTC
So how far should I run?

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voice; abinconvenienti September 8 2008, 04:36:48 UTC
Maneaters?

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voice; shutupsammy September 8 2008, 04:45:08 UTC
Yeah, maneaters.

They're like this kind of women that don't take yes for an answer. Or no for an answer, whatever. They will chew a man up and spit him out and he won't even realize it's happening because he's too busy staring at her tits.

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voice; abinconvenienti September 8 2008, 04:49:52 UTC
... Tits?

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voice; shutupsammy September 8 2008, 05:19:52 UTC
You know. Boobs. Yayas. Pontoons. Hesdlights. Funbags.

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idkmybffsatan September 8 2008, 04:48:38 UTC
Nice job, Chuck.

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shutupsammy September 8 2008, 04:50:38 UTC
Dude, like this crap has never happened to you like it has every other warm-blooded guy on the planet.

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idkmybffsatan September 8 2008, 04:52:38 UTC
Except I don't post it to a public network for other warm-blooded guys to laugh at me.

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shutupsammy September 8 2008, 05:25:20 UTC
That's a fair point.

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suitcaseofnails September 8 2008, 05:05:30 UTC
All depends on how good you taste, darling~

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shutupsammy September 8 2008, 05:13:19 UTC
...taste?

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suitcaseofnails September 8 2008, 05:16:09 UTC
If you should beware of me or not~ As in maneater~

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shutupsammy September 8 2008, 06:38:38 UTC
...are you hitting on me?

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