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shutupsammy

forty-four beers

Aug 05, 2009 08:38

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How do you treat severe anemia in an adult male in otherwise average health?

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filter; cal_sitter August 5 2009, 13:03:59 UTC

You take him to a doctor, and do you ever stop thinking about pie?

filter; shutupsammy August 5 2009, 13:06:13 UTC

Man, I don't like doctors. They're so skeevy with their cold...whatever those things are called. Stethoscopes. And their awkward personal questions about your sex life and whether or not you smoke.

Nope. Actually, that's a lie. Sometimes I think about breasts.

filter; cal_sitter August 5 2009, 13:11:51 UTC

Look at the bright side. Insurance paperwork is a moot point here, and you can have that uncomfortable rash looked at while you're receiving your transfusion.

filter; shutupsammy August 5 2009, 13:15:11 UTC

For your information I got that rash from that truck stop in Tampa, Florida treated years ago and also I've been revirginified.

And I just need pills.

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filter; stokerwasahack August 5 2009, 13:04:42 UTC

Why?

filter; shutupsammy August 5 2009, 13:07:33 UTC

I think this City's waterways have a serious leech problem?

filter; stokerwasahack August 5 2009, 13:13:10 UTC

Another vampire?

filter; 1/2 shutupsammy August 5 2009, 13:17:13 UTC

Another vampire-- another vampire. God no, what, do you think I'm desperate or crazy, like I collect vampires because I'm a weirdo who isn't satisfied with just being creepy at just one?

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coolestcoolkid August 5 2009, 13:35:26 UTC

All pie ever!

Blueberry pie!

shutupsammy August 5 2009, 13:37:24 UTC

That is ONE for blueberry pie. Good choice, my friend. Ever tried it with cinnamon ice cream?

Filter; worksmart August 5 2009, 13:38:01 UTC

There are over a hundred varieties of anaemia. Going by past records, I'm going to assume you've lost some blood?

Filter; shutupsammy August 5 2009, 13:39:04 UTC

How'd you guess?

And hey, aren't you a doctor at the hospital?

Filter; worksmart August 5 2009, 13:42:19 UTC

Bingo. Which could be partly how I know how often you're there.

Since you're up and coherent, you'll probably need a simple blood test and some ferrous sulphate. Maybe stitches.

Filter; shutupsammy August 5 2009, 13:43:56 UTC

You say that like I'm starting to get a reputation.

Ferrous what? And I already gave myself some stitches.

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filtered; adamantined August 5 2009, 14:24:33 UTC

Sounds like someone wasn't eating his leafy greens.

filtered; shutupsammy August 5 2009, 14:27:15 UTC

Spinach for Popeye. Me like fried chicken fingers. Unga-bunga.

filtered; adamantined August 5 2009, 14:29:47 UTC

Uh.

Okay.

I mean, I kind of thought you were talking about yourself to begin with but I think you'd have to do more than just eat a bunch of chicken over spinach to give yourself severe anemia.

filtered; shutupsammy August 5 2009, 14:30:34 UTC

Because I did. Because I got problems. I'm not really sure there's a whole lot more to the story.

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