Comments | shutupsammy: forty-one beers

shutupsammy

forty-one beers

Jul 01, 2009 21:53

I quit. I'm giving up gambling*. Never again. I'm serious.

And I have no damn cash left anywhere on my body or in my mattress or laying in the couch cushions so if someone looking for a charity case would be so kind as to buy me a burger until payday? That'd be awesome.

*This doesn't mean I'm giving up playing. Just not for money. End of story. ( Read more... )

feed the dean plz, dean hates hospitals, cursed, dean hates bitches, dean hates witches, dean is ambivalent toward jo, dean likes food, needs a beer, deep-seated issues, dean loves pie, sammy, dean likes beer, dean is ambivalent toward alec, don't even like to be singled out, dean hates angels, pretend we're normal, strap your party hat on, don't fudge with me

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cal_sitter July 2 2009, 01:58:24 UTC

You could ask for an advance on your next paycheck.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 01:59:08 UTC

Would you give it to me?

cal_sitter July 2 2009, 02:02:33 UTC

I'd politely ask Kyle if he'd consider it.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:06:39 UTC

I couldn't let you do that. I lost this money the old-fashioned way. Being full of shit.

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miss_waldorf July 2 2009, 02:02:13 UTC

You should get the pre-made ones. Unless you have a maid.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:07:11 UTC

The pre-made ones don't taste the same. They aren't made with Crisco or lard.

I know the difference.

twinned July 2 2009, 02:02:21 UTC

Aww, but how else am I meant to make some fast bucks? Or whatever they call this rainbow crap.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:08:15 UTC

They call that rainbow crap gay as hell if their name is Dean Winchester.

And you're not meant to make fast bucks off of ME.

twinned July 2 2009, 02:27:47 UTC

You were the one trying to hustle some pool. It's not my fault you just suck at it.

Thanks, by the way. I've got the apartment covered for a couple of weeks now.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:31:42 UTC

You are such a dick. You're lucky I can't bring myself to find you and kick your ass.

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71_chevelle July 2 2009, 02:05:06 UTC

...pie crust?

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:08:47 UTC

Pie.

Crust.

71_chevelle July 2 2009, 02:17:03 UTC

Either you gotta explain, or I gotta call th' doc 'cause my fever's back.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:23:06 UTC

I want to learn how to make it.

Nobody in the family does.

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theserenashow July 2 2009, 02:09:40 UTC

Just the crust?

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:13:32 UTC

The crust is way more important than the filling.

theserenashow July 2 2009, 02:16:46 UTC

They're both equally important. Without the crust, there's nothing to fill, and without the filling, there's nothing to ~encrust.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:23:46 UTC

But the crust is easier to fuck up by not making it yourself. The way you like it.

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