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shutupsammy

forty-one beers

Jul 01, 2009 21:53

I quit. I'm giving up gambling*. Never again. I'm serious.

And I have no damn cash left anywhere on my body or in my mattress or laying in the couch cushions so if someone looking for a charity case would be so kind as to buy me a burger until payday? That'd be awesome.

*This doesn't mean I'm giving up playing. Just not for money. End of story. ( Read more... )

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cal_sitter July 2 2009, 01:58:24 UTC

You could ask for an advance on your next paycheck.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 01:59:08 UTC

Would you give it to me?

cal_sitter July 2 2009, 02:02:33 UTC

I'd politely ask Kyle if he'd consider it.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:06:39 UTC

I couldn't let you do that. I lost this money the old-fashioned way. Being full of shit.

cal_sitter July 2 2009, 02:08:21 UTC

That happens to a lot of people who ask for advances or loans against a coming paycheck.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:09:33 UTC

A lot of people don't take their jobs seriously 'cause they don't worry about here the next one's coming from.

cal_sitter July 2 2009, 02:13:52 UTC

Have you given me reason to feel you don't take yours seriously?

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:17:16 UTC

Begging for an advance 'cause I'm a dumbass would be a great place to start I feel.

How're you?

cal_sitter July 2 2009, 02:21:10 UTC

Not to mention it's against better business practices to loan money to a man who doesn't know when to stop making wagers.

I'm fine. Recovering.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:26:04 UTC

More like a man who doesn't know when to admit he got his ass stomped by people 2/3 his age.

Fine is very descriptive. Thank you for that.

cal_sitter July 2 2009, 02:27:58 UTC

You seem to realize it whenever it's my boots leaving the bruises.

Ready to be back at work, but I'm not allowed. Is that better?

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:31:04 UTC

I don't like being in pain. Being in pain? Hurts.

A little. Would it help if I said I miss seeing your always incredibly cheerful face around?

cal_sitter July 2 2009, 02:33:22 UTC

Learn to recognize financial pain before you bleed out.

It might help. Not much, but some.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:39:20 UTC

See, the problem with living life on forged credit card accounts? You're not real good at budgeting.

Hospitals suck ass. Being sick sucks ass. The last time I was sick-- actually, we're not talking about that. But as a blanket statement I don't like all-over muscle achiness or high fevers at all.

cal_sitter July 2 2009, 02:43:28 UTC

Keep going until they cut you off and make certain the card's melted before you leave the latest hotel?

That is why I'm not in the hospital anymore. In point of fact, I was raised to avoid them.

shutupsammy July 2 2009, 02:47:20 UTC

And learn not to blink when people refer to you as Mr. Nugent.

I didn't get sick much to begin with. Not sure why. Sure why Sam didn't. Good luck isn't cutting it as an excuse for me these days. I stopped by once when you were in. You were sleeping pretty deep, though.

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