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shutupsammy

thirty-six beers

Jun 03, 2009 22:24

Hospital food ( Read more... )

maneaters, time for a heart to heart cas, feed the dean plz, dean hates hospitals, didn't deserve to go to hell, didn't deserve to die, dean hates curses, what's dead should stay dead, anything but the face, four months in hell, dean likes food, puppy chow, deep-seated issues, sammy, emotional constipation, pretend we're normal

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lastpunchline June 4 2009, 02:29:11 UTC

Do you make a hobby out of this?

shutupsammy June 4 2009, 02:29:44 UTC

Out of what? Delicious Jell-O?

lastpunchline June 4 2009, 02:31:01 UTC

Going to the hospital.

shutupsammy June 4 2009, 02:36:51 UTC

I wouldn't call it a hobby. That would suggest I actually like wearing gowns that let my ass hang out.

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cal_sitter June 4 2009, 02:30:57 UTC

1) Hospital food should be banned under the Geneva Convention.
2) I'm not bringing you a damn thing unless you tell me what happened and I don't feel like calling you an idiot once you have.

shutupsammy June 4 2009, 02:37:57 UTC

I'm really not understanding all of the complaints. I had a delicious meatball sandwich for lunch.

Does it matter what happened?

cal_sitter June 4 2009, 02:42:04 UTC

Are you sure those were meatballs?

You're in a hospital. Yes, it matters.

shutupsammy June 4 2009, 02:49:36 UTC

They were half-soy. I can tell. But I would think that's something you'd approve of.

I was cursed and did something idiotic. Which is actually not a new feeling for me, even from before I got here.

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1inageneration June 4 2009, 02:32:55 UTC

Why are you in the hospital?

...Again.

shutupsammy June 4 2009, 02:39:27 UTC

Because I got hurt?

Again?

1inageneration June 4 2009, 02:43:43 UTC

And how did you get hurt?

Again.

shutupsammy June 4 2009, 02:51:45 UTC

Would you believe that I fought the law and the law won?

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worksmart June 4 2009, 02:44:14 UTC

They're not the same thing? Root beer and ginger.

shutupsammy June 4 2009, 02:53:19 UTC

Definitely not. Root beer tastes like...root beer. And ginger ale tastes like ginger and nail polish remover.

worksmart June 4 2009, 03:05:27 UTC

Huh. Ginger's a root.

I'll see what the store has on my way in. I'd tell you to ask a nurse, but they don't like being reminded they're mostly housekeepers.

shutupsammy June 4 2009, 03:16:51 UTC

It is?

And thank you, Mister?

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darkest0knight June 4 2009, 02:55:23 UTC

This isn't some awful sex-related injury, is it?

shutupsammy June 4 2009, 02:57:29 UTC

Not really.

darkest0knight June 4 2009, 02:58:15 UTC

...what, so sort of?

shutupsammy June 4 2009, 03:05:13 UTC

Not really.

I was cursed.

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