LJ: the totally unfair challenge

[shusu]

If you are awake and on my flist:
first person to comment with a doable* porn prompt gets it.

* a combination I've done before, any universe, any sanitary sex act, and I may cruelly refuse for no reason

All done, and completely, utterly traumatizing, you have been warned. ;p

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Taken

[shusu]

The first time around Rodney had made broad promises to himself about downloading porn. This time, wrapped up in the same old strangely ergonomic Wraith goo, Rodney was starting to think the little fudging he'd done with that particular cosmic vow was catching up to him

Re: Taken

[meimi]

You win forever and ever. XD

Re: Taken

[enname]

All I have to say: Self lubing wraith.

:P

Re: Taken

[melagan]

You. Rule. I love your brain

following directions, and also? Continuous orgasms.

Which made me chuckle because of course Rodney would put "following directions' in the same category as continuous orgasms

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[lobelia321]

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That's me exploding all over the place after having read this. Thank YOU for having pointed me here! My god, the ship has sex with Rodney. This is like Anne McCaffrey gone NC-17, and somehow so obvious, it is quite clearly totally canon and why has it not spread through fanon like wild hot fire?

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[spoke]

Either I didn't read this properly or it didn't penetrate (gah!) and I'm betting on not-reading, just because it's been that way lately.

But damn.

Also: In his defense, he almost got them to 'restrain' him by sticking his hands in a living conduit, but unfortunately someone realized he was smart enough to crash the hiveship that way, so he went back to the one-sided blowjobs.

I can't decide if it's also-scary or just funny, that I can hear him mentioning that to the team after the trauma has worn off a bit. Or possibly babbling in the midst of the rescue-trauma. "Well I tried to get computer access, but unfortunately they realized my brilliant mind could destroy them that way!"

Gah. XD