one day we will die & our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea.

[shuntbumps]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?

Why is it that I seem to attract people who are just itching to share their religious message? What strange aura do I exude

Comments

Let's not make baby Jesus cry...

[itsnot_theknife]

oh Kathryn..you beautiful-squinty-eyed-mis-guided-sweetie...

No horny vibes for YOU!!!!

Re: Let's not make baby Jesus cry...

[itsnot_theknife]

If it makes you feel any better... I'm totally getting the whole clint eastwood charm from your sexy squinting self... pppppuuuurrrrrrOW!

;)

lmao

<3

Re: Let's not make baby Jesus cry...

[shuntbumps]

*pounces*

take THAT. all must submit to my clint eastwood-y charm!

Ooer..

[itsnot_theknife]

*submits to the charm*

'Ow you doin' BAY-behhh? ;)

[shuntbumps]

lol... le gasp.

[reaspade]

lol...Next time we talk in person, I have a crazy sex story to tell you about missionarys and such. remind me or ask me on msn...not pg 14 for lj. LOL <.< >.>
carlee, xoxox

[shuntbumps]

oooh exciting!

[dantegossamer]

i always thought you gave off the horny vibe, maybe thats why they stoped to talk to you... ;P

[shuntbumps]

ahaha. "hello we are missionaries spreading the message of... casual sex!"

[ozzymandius]

They have been attacking everyone lately.
They even attacked me,
and I thought they had just mistaken me for their lord

[shuntbumps]

ahahaha.

"Excuse me Sir but... are you Jesus?"

"Sorry no, I'm Clapton."

[ozzymandius]

Today makes the third time they have attacked me!!!
They are desperately seeking God.

[shuntbumps]

ahahaha... maybe they forgot the message they were supposed to be spreading, so they thought that you could tell it to them again.