one day we will die & our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?
Why is it that I seem to attract people who are just itching to share their religious message? What strange aura do I exude?
Seriously though, walking through Wolfville some cute youngish university-looking (except far better dressed than most students) guys stopped me on the sidewalk. From their demeanor and their ties I assumed they wanted directions to a freaking restaurant. But no. They were missionaries wanting to share their message about Jesus.
Not that they weren't nice or polite. And not that I blame them for wanting to advertise... everything else does these days. BUT WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME?!
I could be in a group of a million people and the religious types would, without fail, PICK ME TO TALK TO.
I don't get it. I know I walk around outside kinda squinty (cause I don't go outside often and as such am unused to bright light) and I have a vague kind of contemplate-y-ness to me. Like I am thinking about whether to change long distance plans or spaghetti sauce brands or something. But do I really give off the "I need Jesus" vibes? The "I am lost please save me" vibes? DUDE. I would have preferred it if they had propositioned me. I WANT TO GIVE OFF HORNY VIBES.
It always happens to me.
You know what I think? I think even THEY had heard about mine and jordan's break up (most of wolfville has) and as such thought that I would be itching for the emotional guidance.
Missionary Dude (nervously): Blah blah blah so in conclusion is this a message you would be interested in hearing?
Me: I'm...I'm late. Thanks though.
Missionary Dude: *is crestfallen*
Why is it that I seem to attract people who are just itching to share their religious message? What strange aura do I exude?
Seriously though, walking through Wolfville some cute youngish university-looking (except far better dressed than most students) guys stopped me on the sidewalk. From their demeanor and their ties I assumed they wanted directions to a freaking restaurant. But no. They were missionaries wanting to share their message about Jesus.
Not that they weren't nice or polite. And not that I blame them for wanting to advertise... everything else does these days. BUT WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME?!
I could be in a group of a million people and the religious types would, without fail, PICK ME TO TALK TO.
I don't get it. I know I walk around outside kinda squinty (cause I don't go outside often and as such am unused to bright light) and I have a vague kind of contemplate-y-ness to me. Like I am thinking about whether to change long distance plans or spaghetti sauce brands or something. But do I really give off the "I need Jesus" vibes? The "I am lost please save me" vibes? DUDE. I would have preferred it if they had propositioned me. I WANT TO GIVE OFF HORNY VIBES.
It always happens to me.
You know what I think? I think even THEY had heard about mine and jordan's break up (most of wolfville has) and as such thought that I would be itching for the emotional guidance.
Missionary Dude (nervously): Blah blah blah so in conclusion is this a message you would be interested in hearing?
Me: I'm...I'm late. Thanks though.
Missionary Dude: *is crestfallen*