Earlier this week I said I would do drabbles and picspam, and since I've written a couple of drabbles, it is once again time for me to flail about some dude in a band, at femmequixotic's request.
I want Patrick Stump in the WORST WAY, and he is YOUNGER THAN MY BABY SISTER THANKS. I join you in the boat of old pervs. We will row to the shores of the Isle of Patrick.
WOO! We can form a club! OLDER THAN WENTZ AND A-OK WITH PERVING ON PATRICK. He's younger than my baby brother. Um, he's even younger than most of my baby cousins. I choose not to think about this.
Wow, you have some amazingly hot pictures that I haven't seen yet! *saves* My hard drive doesn't thank you, but I do.
But whyyyy did you have to mention what year he was born? I've very studiously avoided knowing those things. Age is one thing, but knowing that I was a Sophmore in high school when he was born makes me feel so dirty. Not dirty enough to stop perving of course, but still, dirty.
I'm sorry. Sometimes he mentions stuff like how he was a year old in 1985, so at least you would have found out eventually? It helps that he's legal in every way AND looks like an adult (albeit a pocket-sized adult), right?
Just look at his mouth again. That always helps me forget his age.
I do not agree on the hotness of Patrick, preferring the Pete or the Frank, but I DO agree on the OMGWTFHOTTness of his lips. Those are some damn nice lips, I tell you.
Patrick's hotness was totally stealth. I am not kidding, one day I was all "who's that kid in the hat, what the hell?, okay, at least he can sing" and then 24 hours later I busted out the glitter pen and sold my dignity on eBay for a dollar.
Probably because I... kind of want to bite his everything? Pardon me while I overshare! His CHEEKS and his lips and his throat and his arms and --
He boxes with bugs and balloons and sings Prince covers and has mad love for Bowie and has the dorkiest hand gestures and oh my god, Patrick Stump, if you're reading this, STOP GOOGLING YOURSELF, YOU'RE GIVING ME FOURTH WALL ISSUES.
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I want Patrick Stump in the WORST WAY, and he is YOUNGER THAN MY BABY SISTER THANKS. I join you in the boat of old pervs. We will row to the shores of the Isle of Patrick.
OMG. HIS FACE!
I am without words. Clearly.
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Instead, I shall focus on HIS ADORABLE FACE.
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But whyyyy did you have to mention what year he was born? I've very studiously avoided knowing those things. Age is one thing, but knowing that I was a Sophmore in high school when he was born makes me feel so dirty. Not dirty enough to stop perving of course, but still, dirty.
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Just look at his mouth again. That always helps me forget his age.
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As always, your picspams amuse.
I do not agree on the hotness of Patrick, preferring the Pete or the Frank, but I DO agree on the OMGWTFHOTTness of his lips. Those are some damn nice lips, I tell you.
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Patrick's hotness was totally stealth. I am not kidding, one day I was all "who's that kid in the hat, what the hell?, okay, at least he can sing" and then 24 hours later I busted out the glitter pen and sold my dignity on eBay for a dollar.
I don't miss my dignity at all!
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His CHEEKS! I want to bite his little apple cheeks! Shrift, you didn't mention his cheeks!
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He boxes with bugs and balloons and sings Prince covers and has mad love for Bowie and has the dorkiest hand gestures and oh my god, Patrick Stump, if you're reading this, STOP GOOGLING YOURSELF, YOU'RE GIVING ME FOURTH WALL ISSUES.
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