Comments | shrift: you are the nightlight ripping through my wicked world

shrift

you are the nightlight ripping through my wicked world

Nov 15, 2007 12:25

Earlier this week I said I would do drabbles and picspam, and since I've written a couple of drabbles, it is once again time for me to flail about some dude in a band, at femmequixotic's request.

( this is my patrick stump. let me show you him. )

picspam, patrick stump, fall out boy

Comments 75

nestra November 15 2007, 18:36:10 UTC

Normally I would feel wrong for perving on someone born in 1984, but I just can't help myself.

....oh, my god. People who are famous and/or talented in an way are not allowed to be younger than us. Certainly not younger than you.

Edited: Not that your crush is bad, I'm saying. Just that the laws of space-time suck.

shrift November 15 2007, 18:54:56 UTC

Kids born in 1989 are now legal adults. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!

It just breaks my brain sometimes.

nestra November 15 2007, 19:01:25 UTC

SHUT UP. 1989 isn't even a real year! It's like...still the present!

shrift November 15 2007, 21:28:15 UTC

They don't remember the Berlin Wall coming down, but they can vote! What? WHAT.

mimesere November 15 2007, 18:37:25 UTC

omg paaaaaaaaaatrick.

patrick patrick patrick.

he is *impossibly* hot.

shrift November 15 2007, 19:09:34 UTC

Seriously, this kid will have to start killing puppies to make my crush go away, and at this point I would probably say, "But maybe the puppies deserved it!"

PATRICK STUMP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY MORAL FIBER?

prettykitty_aya November 15 2007, 18:50:17 UTC

i would feel guilty for the epically massive crush i have on patrick stump (i don't like kids either, but i'd have his in, like, a heartbeat. or less. god.) but i'm too busy feeling like a HUGE GIANT PERV for knowing that if spencer smith is ever within 20 feet of me, i am not responsible for my actions.

also? i would wear either one of those shirts. boo and yah. been kickin around the idea of making one that says PATRICKMOTHERFUCKINGSTUMP or some such....and on a completely different t-shirt note: someone has an icon of the top of bob bryar's head with 'ninja of awesome' above it. I WANT THAT T-SHIRT. I WOULD WEAR IT EVERYWHERE.

shrift November 15 2007, 20:13:17 UTC

It wasn't until I saw those pictures of him drumming in that black shirt with his back all broad, oh my god, Spencer Smith, when did you grow up?, that I finally got it. *facepalm*

someone has an icon of the top of bob bryar's head with 'ninja of awesome' above it.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaant. Oh my Bob. I want that shirt.

prettykitty_aya November 15 2007, 20:24:41 UTC

IT WOULD MAKE A COMPLETELY AWESOME SHIRT, NO LIE.

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shrift November 15 2007, 20:16:50 UTC

I... can't explain it? One day I felt the same way about him as you do, and then I started clicking around YouTube and Buzznet, and like a day later I was stupidly in love with the doofus?

femmequixotic November 15 2007, 19:04:55 UTC

OH MY GOD HOW HAPPY HAS THIS MADE ME? NO SERIOUSLY. I AM A PILE OF FLAIL AND GOO HERE IN MY CUBICLE TODAY.

Oh, Patrick. I would go straight for you. Seriously. I so would.

How is he real? I just.

*flails about more*

shrift November 15 2007, 20:20:43 UTC

I saw that you were having a bad day, so I guess I am awesome at timing this week! PAAATRICK.

Oh, Patrick. I would seriously consider procreating with you, and I never thought I would say that about anyone.

femmequixotic November 16 2007, 03:56:03 UTC

YOU ARE AWESOME IN GENERAL. And your timing is just brilliant. :D This made my day so, so, so, so much.

I'm still *flaily* oh my God.

Patrick.