Scully's Voicemail

[showmetheproof]

"You've reached Dana Scully. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

...and Mulder, if you're calling to say you lost your phone again, I'm not calling you back just so you can find it."

Comments

[glacial_witch]

"Hi Scully, it's me."

Welcome to the world of phone messages from Karla, Scully. She doesn't believe in leaving her name.

"My snake-tooth is ready to be milked, so I'll have that venom for you if you want it. Just stop by Alligator cabin anytime, okay?"

Fortunately, it was usually easy to tell when she was the one calling.

Afternoon of December 31, 2010

[heromaniac]

Momoko's voice may sound a bit strained. There was a reason for that...

"Hi Scully! It's Momoko. It's New Year's eve, so you're probably out getting ready for the dance or something, and it's totally okay because I wrapped it and I have an ice pack and everything, but I thought you'd want to know that I think I sprained my wrist."

"I'll see you later! Happy New Year! Bai bai!"

Re: Afternoon of December 31, 2010

[showmetheproof]

That was Scully facepalming and calling back.

"Find me at the dance! Or I'm going to find you, Momoko.

Happy New year, and try not to get more hurt before I see you next!"

Phone Insanity

[nimeni]

[From here!]

"While I don't think I know you, you don't sound like an elephant, I assure you, and I don't recall insulting you either. If you are an elephant, perhaps a zoo or the jungle would be a better place to be rather than calling me?"

Re: Phone Insanity

[showmetheproof]

[goes to here]

[solesofmyfeet]

"This is Sheriff Vimes of the Fandom Trooper Station. Your child from a previously unknown future was here, but snuck out before a call to you could be made. I would suggest telling her not to do that again, but considering the nature of this weekend, I doubt it would help."

[notmyownage]

"Yo, it's me. So, uh. You know how you worry about me doing dumb stuff with the whole Rheticus-Joshua-Artie thing? Well, I'm gonna do something this weekend, and if you're there, maybe I won't be as dumb. Let me know if you want to go to South Dakota."

[showmetheproof]

Especially after this weekend, Scully was seriously not okay with people getting hurt.

"I am there. You'd better not leave me behind. Just tell me when we're leaving."

[notmyownage]

"I totally wouldn't do that. Leaving people behind is rude. I'll try to book us through Portalocity for Saturday."

[showmetheproof]

"I'll be down there real soon," Scully said, shutting down her computer.