[Video] / Action for Azalea

Aug 05, 2011 23:11

[Hey! Look who it is! It's... Ironhide. In bed. In a pokemon center. Careful observers may notice that it is, in fact, the Azalea Town Pokemon Center ( Read more... )

dammit pokemon, hate my life, rusted and weathered, ironhide what even, ow my everything, !ic, hmpf, !route, cranky old weapons master, not as planned, found azalea like a boss

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[Video] foolishwren August 6 2011, 06:35:18 UTC
[... Well, she WAS gonna say 'HI LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE IT', but on second glance... whoa. Holy crud.]

... Did you and Cliffjumper decide to take his name literally or something?

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[Video] foolishwren August 8 2011, 20:24:08 UTC
It means you won't be goin' anywhere for awhile, dude.

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[Video] show_my_cannons August 8 2011, 20:43:52 UTC
... what do you mean?

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[Video] foolishwren August 8 2011, 21:47:12 UTC
Every time you take a step, you move your hips and shoulders.

If those are busted, it's gonna hurt like HELL to do basically anything until they've healed.

We don't have interchangeable parts.

We need time to mend ourselves.

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[Video] show_my_cannons August 8 2011, 22:06:19 UTC
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Huh.

Got it.

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[Video] foolishwren August 8 2011, 23:20:43 UTC
Yeah.

Bleeding sucks, but for us, skin heals much quicker than bone.

Just something to keep in mind for the future, okay?

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[Video] show_my_cannons August 9 2011, 06:09:58 UTC
[Ironhide says nothing. Just... bows his head.]

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[Video] foolishwren August 9 2011, 07:07:00 UTC
[... Aw jeez, don't be all hard on yourself, big guy...]

Drink lots of milk. I think that's supposed to help.

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[Video] show_my_cannons August 9 2011, 07:23:46 UTC
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What is milk?

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[Video] foolishwren August 9 2011, 14:13:10 UTC
Milk?

Oh, it's... it's a drink. It comes from--

[... She stops.]

[Because she's trying to figure out the right way to explain to a giant robot in a human body exactly what milk actually is, and you can tell, from the fleeting expressions of horror and disgust flitting over her face, that she never actually thought about it that much before.]

[Finally, she settles, somewhat lamely, on:]

... It's got lots of calcium in it.

[Because... because there is no way to explain that and NOT make it sound disgusting to someone who's never heard of it before.]

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[Video] show_my_cannons August 9 2011, 20:32:05 UTC
... What good is some mineral going to do?

[Smart move, Heather. If he ever found out what Milk actually was... Ironhide would make Edward Elric look like dairy's number one fanboy.]

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[Video] foolishwren August 9 2011, 23:10:47 UTC
[Y-yeah she's just gonna... sail right past that topic and sort of hope that he doesn't think to ask where it comes from.]

Well, our bones are made of calcium. Bones'n'teeth. Eating stuff with a bunch of calcium in it helps make 'em stronger.

"You are what you eat" and all that.

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[Video] show_my_cannons August 10 2011, 03:10:02 UTC
So just ingest the mineral. Save yourself time.

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[Video] foolishwren August 10 2011, 06:05:44 UTC
Well, we can't-- ... eat it... by itself.

We'd gag.

[And also she's pretty sure humans can't handle pure elements of ANY kind, really...]

'Sides, milk's got other nutrients in it too. Like protein and stuff.

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[Video] show_my_cannons August 10 2011, 06:10:19 UTC
Your systems should be able to handle a mineral they require.

[He huffs, trying to fold his arms before wincing sharply, and just settling for scowling.]

Too complicated. You should just have one kind of fuel and be done with it.

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[Video] foolishwren August 10 2011, 06:48:30 UTC
Well, we need potassium too, but I'm pretty sure potassium is one of those elements that like... falls apart on a molecular level if you so much as breathe on it when it's in its pure form...

Anyway, it wouldn't be any fun just to eat the Periodic Table. C'mon, you can't tell me that food doesn't taste good.

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