J2 RPS fic: Do What You Want

[shortsweetsoul]

Title: Do What You Want

Author: shortsweetsoul

Fandom: J2 RPS; Supernatural RPS

Rating: PG13 (for swearing, sexual situations)

Genre: Humor, Pre-slash/Bromance (no actual romancing, sorry)

Characters: J² (Chad “Token Douchebag Friend” Michael Murray’s Voice, Random Stripper’s Voice, Now-Legal-Girl’s Voice)

Disclaimer: This is fiction! Fiction, I say!

Comments

[dreamerkiwi]

Awesome, just awesome.

[shortsweetsoul]

Thank you! :DD Y'all are so nice!

[thursdaywench]

haha that was entertaining. good work ^.^

oooh, he'd totally go with "boobs" or "BOOBIES!!" if feeling especially entertained by them. ie walking into a strip club *nods*

[shortsweetsoul]

I'm actually thinking of writing something like that for my next J2 fic. Something along the lines of: So, A Goofball And A Cowboy Walk Into A Strip Club...
It's gonna be cooler than it sounds when I actually get around to writing it, I swear. ^^;
Anyway, THANK YOU. :D

[sequinedfairy]

ADJKAFCA. when you said you had written j2, you didn't mention how AMAZINGLY AWESOME it was. SERIOUS OVERSIGHT.

man-panties! and strippers being sympathetic to gay friends! and jensen just being like "SERIOUSLY? THAT'S YOU PROBLEM? PANSY"! and jared freaking out! and the total avoidance in his thoughts about how ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH JENSEN he is!

Jared’s dad said that the night he proposed to his momma was the night she farted in bed. Jared and Jensen aren’t together in the same kind of way, but they sort of… are. YES JARED, YOU AND JENSEN ARE TOTALLY FREAKING MARRIED. ONE POINT FOR NOTICING

[shortsweetsoul]

YOU JUST MADE MY LIFE WITH YOUR BLATHERING. I'D PUT HEARTS TIMES A BILLIONTY, BUT I'D JUST FUCK IT UP AGAIN. <3

also, WHY IS THERE NOT MORE OF THIS? clearly, jensen needs to get tired of all the shit and just be like, "i'm going to kiss you now, because i'm tired of listening to you talk about your feelings or whatever shit like that," and jared is too shocked to stop him, and then they have BEAUTIFUL GAY LOVE. and then, they announce it to everyone on set, and everyone's like, "wait, you HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEPING TOGETHER THE ENITIRE TIME? you MOVED IN TOGETHER. that was a PRETTY BIG SIGN THAT YOU GUYS WERE GOING OUT. how the hell did it TAKE YOU THIS LONG?"

...I'VE NEVER WRITTEN SLASH BEFORE.

*HIDES IN SHAME*

Seriously. I've never written anything stronger than PG13, and if I did it'd just be due to language. ;_; I AM NOT PORNY BY NATURE.

YOU SHOULD WRITE THE SEQUEL. WITH MORE FUNNIES. AND FUCKING. PLZ 2 B MAKING WITH THE FUCKING.

YOU'RE THE NICEST PERSON EVER. SERIOUSLY. ILU, AND I'VE ONLY JUST INTERNET-MET YOU. YOU MAKE ME TALK

[shortsweetsoul]

WHAT THE FUCKITY. I AM NEVER GIVING YOU GLITTER TEXT AGAIN. I'LL JUST SAY, "PRETEND I'M TYPING IN MUCHO-GAY GLITTER TEXT NOW."

[sequinedfairy]

YOU TOTALLY CAN'T LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. YOU MAKE ME GO EVEN MORE FLAILY AND FANGIRLY THAN USUAL, SERIOUSLY.

(YOUR FIC TOTALLY DESERVES THE CRAZY FANGIRLING, IT IS AWESOMESAUCE CONCENTRATED, JSYK. AND IF YOU DON'T MIND IMPLIED RATHER THAN ACTUAL PORN, A SEQUEL WILL TOTALLY BE WRITTEN. COOL?)

OH GOD, I AM EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN I PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT. DISNET PRINCESSES, SERIOUSLY. ASTUPID LJ COMMENT LIMITS WOULDN'T LET ME INCLUDE RAINBOW TEXT, BUT HERE'S A LITTLE JUST FOR YOU:

ADKALJFD I LOVE YOU