J2 RPS fic: Do What You Want

[shortsweetsoul]

Title: Do What You Want

Author: shortsweetsoul

Fandom: J2 RPS; Supernatural RPS

Rating: PG13 (for swearing, sexual situations)

Genre: Humor, Pre-slash/Bromance (no actual romancing, sorry)

Characters: J² (Chad “Token Douchebag Friend” Michael Murray’s Voice, Random Stripper’s Voice, Now-Legal-Girl’s Voice)

Disclaimer: This is fiction! Fiction, I say!

Comments

[sequinedfairy]

ADJKAFCA. when you said you had written j2, you didn't mention how AMAZINGLY AWESOME it was. SERIOUS OVERSIGHT.

man-panties! and strippers being sympathetic to gay friends! and jensen just being like "SERIOUSLY? THAT'S YOU PROBLEM? PANSY"! and jared freaking out! and the total avoidance in his thoughts about how ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH JENSEN he is!

Jared’s dad said that the night he proposed to his momma was the night she farted in bed. Jared and Jensen aren’t together in the same kind of way, but they sort of… are. YES JARED, YOU AND JENSEN ARE TOTALLY FREAKING MARRIED. ONE POINT FOR NOTICING!

also, WHY IS THERE NOT MORE OF THIS? clearly, jensen needs to get tired of all the shit and just be like, "i'm going to kiss you now, because i'm tired of listening to you talk about your feelings or whatever shit like that," and jared is too shocked to stop him, and then they have BEAUTIFUL GAY LOVE. and then, they announce it to everyone on set, and everyone's like, "wait, you HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEPING TOGETHER THE ENITIRE TIME? you MOVED IN TOGETHER. that was a PRETTY BIG SIGN THAT YOU GUYS WERE GOING OUT. how the hell did it TAKE YOU THIS LONG?"

. . . it is possible i thought too long abou that. YOUR FIC MAKES ME DO STUPID THINGS, OKAY?

*loves*

[shortsweetsoul]

YOU JUST MADE MY LIFE WITH YOUR BLATHERING. I'D PUT HEARTS TIMES A BILLIONTY, BUT I'D JUST FUCK IT UP AGAIN. <3

also, WHY IS THERE NOT MORE OF THIS? clearly, jensen needs to get tired of all the shit and just be like, "i'm going to kiss you now, because i'm tired of listening to you talk about your feelings or whatever shit like that," and jared is too shocked to stop him, and then they have BEAUTIFUL GAY LOVE. and then, they announce it to everyone on set, and everyone's like, "wait, you HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEPING TOGETHER THE ENITIRE TIME? you MOVED IN TOGETHER. that was a PRETTY BIG SIGN THAT YOU GUYS WERE GOING OUT. how the hell did it TAKE YOU THIS LONG?"

...I'VE NEVER WRITTEN SLASH BEFORE.

*HIDES IN SHAME*

Seriously. I've never written anything stronger than PG13, and if I did it'd just be due to language. ;_; I AM NOT PORNY BY NATURE.

YOU SHOULD WRITE THE SEQUEL. WITH MORE FUNNIES. AND FUCKING. PLZ 2 B MAKING WITH THE FUCKING.

YOU'RE THE NICEST PERSON EVER. SERIOUSLY. ILU, AND I'VE ONLY JUST INTERNET-MET YOU. YOU MAKE ME TALK TYPE IN ALL-CAPS. <3 <3 <3

[shortsweetsoul]

WHAT THE FUCKITY. I AM NEVER GIVING YOU GLITTER TEXT AGAIN. I'LL JUST SAY, "PRETEND I'M TYPING IN MUCHO-GAY GLITTER TEXT NOW."

[sequinedfairy]

YOU TOTALLY CAN'T LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. YOU MAKE ME GO EVEN MORE FLAILY AND FANGIRLY THAN USUAL, SERIOUSLY.

(YOUR FIC TOTALLY DESERVES THE CRAZY FANGIRLING, IT IS AWESOMESAUCE CONCENTRATED, JSYK. AND IF YOU DON'T MIND IMPLIED RATHER THAN ACTUAL PORN, A SEQUEL WILL TOTALLY BE WRITTEN. COOL?)

OH GOD, I AM EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN I PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT. DISNET PRINCESSES, SERIOUSLY. ASTUPID LJ COMMENT LIMITS WOULDN'T LET ME INCLUDE RAINBOW TEXT, BUT HERE'S A LITTLE JUST FOR YOU:

ADKALJFD I LOVE YOU

[sequinedfairy]

OH MY GOD, YOUR JOURNAL HATES GLITTER TEXT. THAT IS *SO ANNOYING.*

FOR THE RECORD, IT SAID:

YOU TOTALLY CANNOT LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. YOU MAKE ME EVEN MORE FLAILY AND FANGIRLY THAN USUAL. LIKE, SERIOUSLY.

(YOUR FIC TOTALLY DESERVES THE CRAZY FANGIRLING. IT IS CONCENTRATED AWESOMESAUCE. AND IF YOU DON'T MIND STRONGLY IMPLIED RATHER THAN SHOWN PORN, A SEQUEL WILL TOTALLY BE WRITTEN. COOL?)

AND THE RAINBOW LETTERS SAID:

ADSLKAFHDSKJA I LOVE YOU.

WITH DISNEY PRINCESSES.

[shortsweetsoul]

I'M GOING TO CRY WITH JOY AND LOVE NOW. YOU MAKE MY HORMONES ACT LIKE THEY'RE PREGNANT. IN ADDITION TO TEARS, I ALSO WANT A PEANUT BUTTER & MAYO SANDWICH.

AND IF YOU DON'T MIND STRONGLY IMPLIED RATHER THAN SHOWN PORN, A SEQUEL WILL TOTALLY BE WRITTEN. COOL?

YES.

[sequinedfairy]

HAHA, I'M SO GLAD MY LOVE MAKES YOU PREGNANT. ALSO, THAT SANDWICH SOUNDS DISTURBINGLY GOOD. I AM CONCERNED.

HERE IS A FEW SENTENCES:

When Jared had walked back into the living room, serious for once in his life, Jensen a gotten a little (or maybe a lot, close enough) scared. He thought that Jared had finally noticed Jensen's ridiculously large crush on him, and was going to say he didn't feel the same way, or, even worse, kick him out of the house. Jensen had come to the sickening realization, a few weeks ago, that he couldn't actually function without Jared, and his stupid dogs, and his stupid taste in shows (seriously, the Food Network? How was that man even straight?), and his company.

Of course, everything had turned out okay, a few moments later, when Jared said, "I want to eat cereal naked."

Out of everything in the entire world, Jensen certainly wasn't expecting that, and while he had (absolutely) no objections, it was still kind of shocking.

MORE SOON, PROBABLY. THIS IS SURPRISINGLY ADDICTIVE.

[shortsweetsoul]

Out of everything in the entire world, Jensen certainly wasn't expecting that, and while he had (absolutely) no objections, it was still kind of shocking.

LMFAO.

YES

Also, some of the best J2 RPS ever? this chick

Waaaay better than my shit. :D

[sequinedfairy]

OH GOD I CANNOT STAY AWAY FOR EVEN A MINUTE. MORE:

Jensen really, really didn't think his mental functioning were top-notch at that particular moment, and settled for moving his hand from where it had gotten (how the hell had that happened? Jensen's brain had certainly not authorized that development) on Jared's knee, and saying, "What the hell? Waddya me-"

That's when Jared had interrupted him with some long speech about
"man-panties" and "wedgies," and, somehow, "scratch my balls," and it had ended with Jensen making a joke about it and turning the tv back on.

Still, Jensen thought, laying in his (own, annoyingly enough) bed, it wasn't right to mislead Jared. When he had been invited by Jared to live in his house, he thought that is fantasies had come true, but apparently Jared hadn't seen anthing gay about, you know, living together. Tomorrow, he decided, he would tell Jared the truth.

Or, alternatively, he could just pin him down and jump him. That would probably work, too. And it'd be a lot more fun.

(btw - i have NO IDEA who these people are, really (like i know they're in supernatural and very pretty, but that's it, so i am SO SORRY if i'm butchering their characterizations. please give suggestions!)

[shortsweetsoul]

please give suggestions!

ENROLL TODAY

Okay, not really. But they do have links to every single interview available on youtube that either of the boys have done. EVER. Fo' srs! It's under the "Library" heading. Also, if you have a wicked sense of humor, that's the place to look around.

There is also TWIZZLE-ME. It hasn't been updated in a couple of months, but there ya go.

ALSO. JUST, READ ALL THE RPF YOU CAN. That's where I got most of the characterization from. So, uh, start with with-a-kay (also see: chash, my personal favorite Gag Reel is on there) and... READ ALL OF THE ONES IN MY MEMORIES.

...I should feel bad for enabling you in another addiction. BUT THE ADDICTION. IT IS WORTH IT. :D

Also, CANNOT WAIT FOR THE COMPLETION OF YOUR FIC. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS SO FAR. *OMNOMNOM*

[sequinedfairy]

AH SHIT. i just started reading with_a_kay, and i know already that I WILL BE UP ALL FREAKING NIGHT. NOT HELPFUL, REALLY. I DO NOT NEED THIS AT ALL. I WILL BLAME YOU WHEN TEACHERS ASK ME FOR HOMEWORK.

GOD, YOU ARE SUCH AN ENABLER. I HATE YOU. ARRRRGGGG.

(translation: OMG I LOVE YOU DO YOU WANT MY FIRST BORN?)