Fear for the future.

[shortmann]

The end is nigh my friends. For Jess and I have produced offspring, and I fear for the future of all mankind that I have been given the ability to mate. Okay, all seriousness aside, as Jess mentioned, we are going to have a baby!

The little Spawn of Satan Alien Shit boy/girl will be due right around November 17th or 18th...right during the end

Comments

[anonymous]

I used say that my little parasitic demonspawn would burst from my belly like an Alien larva, just to mess with children's heads. Lo and behold, I had an emergency C-section.

Wishing Jess warm, fuzzy, happy thoughts.

[realmjit]

sorry, that was me.

[phoenixjay]

Congratulations Shortmann! I'm sure it's going to be an absolutely adorable little twerp. Though undoubtedly, knowing Fate's sense of humor and irony, she/he will probably be a giant! So that's something to look forward to. Wishing you both the best!

[steapie]

AW!!!! CONGRATS!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY NAMES SET ASIDE YET?! :D What are you hoping for?

~Steapie

[shortmann]

If it's a girl, it's going to be Zoë Ariel (or Zoë Mae) if it's a boy, it'll be Aiden...not sure about the middle name.

I'm kinda hoping for a girl for our first. I do want a boy so I can pass on my name, but a girl would be nice.

[pathogen_squid]

I don't know if this is really the proper attitude to have regarding a baby announcement but I've never been full of childspawn before so I guess I wouldn't know how to react 'appropriately'. Congratulations you guys, I've got your backs unless you need to put someone else on diaper duty.

[eabhaciar]

^__^ I"m glad you feel accomplished bro. Keep me posted if i need to corrupt your little munchkin