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[short1sandwich]

I went downstairs yesterday morning to find a nice brown envelope on the doormat with my name on. I opened it, partly out of the novelty of it being brown. I'm bored with white envelopes. Inside I found a Very Bad Letter. It said this

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[half_of_monty]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Yes, they do smell a bit, don't they?

[countess_rezia]

Councils are almost without exception rubbish. Admin mistakes abound

[r_e_mercia]

Yarrr, made of poo, the wenches!

[arifirh]

Good grief o_O

Friendly lot.

Well done for not exploding.