2nd Shoe of Bailey's - Action

[shoeofbaileys]

Hello Mayfield. Today you're going to see someone who looks an awful lot like Vince Noir, although in a dress, wandering around doing a few things today. Feel free to approach Old Gregg while he goes about his business doing the following things. And, of course, feel free to mistake him at Vince for the moment, considering he doesn't have any of

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Sure, I'll bite option three! OPS

[human_pretender]

**Some girl with a HUGE CUP (like 44oz) of water walks by and watches as Mister Gregg terrorizes the birds like a frog.**

You have an odd infatuation with birds.

[shoeofbaileys]

[And he's just squatting, staring a bird down.]

Birds think they're better then Old Gregg. Think just 'cause they got wings, they're all so much higher.

Well they ain't gonna be higher when Old Gregg rips them wings right off.

[human_pretender]

What if the bird is jealous of you? Would you like your arms torn off because you have the ability to perform complex motions and grasp things with great accuracy.

**Did he say Old Gregg?**

You are Mister Gregg? From Black Lake?

[shoeofbaileys]

Bird know better then to be jealous of Old Gregg. Old Gregg ain't got nothin' to be jealous of here.

Yes ma'am. Sound familiar to Old Gregg, yes ma'am you do.

[shoeofbaileys]

[Actually, he looks like a perfectly normal human for the moment. Still, doesn't change the fact he's crazy as shit as he sticks his head out the window to scream as he comes zooming towards you.]

I'M OLD GREGG!

[shoeofbaileys]

[Just frowning.]

Old Gregg didn't say you could come for no ride, motherlicker!

2!!

[is_an_island]

[just... staring...]

That's not the proper treatment of food in a grocery store.

[shoeofbaileys]

[Oh, that is going to earn you such a scowl.]

Old Gregg knows about food, yes sir. You better not be tellin' Old Gregg what to do with food.

[is_an_island]

... Is that you, Vince?

You should know better than that. If you're going shopping, do it properly. And why the bloody hell are you calling yourself that?

[shoeofbaileys]

[Just silence for a moment.

Then a smile.]

Old G-I just been feeling a bit odd today, yes sir. You think you could tell Vince where his house is, think I mighta forgotten it. Been feelin' weird today, you see sir.

[child_abuser]

[Jecht has the most awesome pool in town - it's surrounded by sand piled up all around it to look like an actual beach - so it's probably only a matter of time before Old Gregg ends up floating in it. So have a heavily-scarred man with a sourpuss look on his face staring down at this spectacle at the bottom of his pool.]

[shoeofbaileys]

[Well hello there Jecht, Gregg is finding he can't breath at the bottom of your pool either and coming up for a moment.]

What's with the sour look, handsome? Hmm? Don't want Old Gregg in your pool?

[child_abuser]

No. Get out.

[shoeofbaileys]

[Still just...swimming in your pool close to the edge, Jecht.]

Old Gregg once found a big ol' hawk dead on the water once.

[not_oflegend]

[Alice is out for an afternoon job. She does not appreciate being almost run over. She makes this quite clear.]

What the hell are you doing!?

[shoeofbaileys]

[He stops the car and just smiles.]

Old Gregg drivin' a car! Yes ma'am! You see Old Gregg drivin' his car?

[not_oflegend]

What I see is Old Gregg almost running me over!

[shoeofbaileys]

Well maybe you should let Old Gregg drive instead of getting in his way. Old Gregg tryin' to own these streets.