The Flora Legacy: 4.4
65 PICTURES. ADULT LANGUAGE/SITUATIONS.
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy, there was a lot of drama and fighting between Datura and Snapdragon who apparently decided to hate each other. Snap won the first fight, but it was all downhill for him after that as he lost 3 fights in a row. And also, in a very very sad event, the founder Bluebell Flora finally passed away.
Greenbean: OHHHH BOOOO HOOOO HOOO. I MISS MY MUMMY! *sobs*
It's ok, video games will help with the pain!
Except when you stop playing them to sob over your dead great-grandmother.
This is how Datura and Snap say goodnight.
Datura: *pokes* Goodnight you stupid little wuss!
Snap: Oh I am SO going to dream about seeing your ghost!
Greenbean: Why 'ello, me lovely! You're looking rather fit today!
I can't decide if its cute, the way they watch their dad talk, or just creepy. I'm leaning towards a bit creepy (especially Datura).
Hmmm. Interesting.
shoefleesims: I'm keeping an eye on you two.
Tristen: Are those new pajamas, Greenbean? They look very good on you!
Greenbean: Oh, thanks, me duck! Absolutely spiffing of you to notice!
Sprout: It's so nice that my father and my wife get along...
Are you sure you two are just sniffing the pancakes Sprout made? Or do you have something hidden in your pockets that you're not telling me about?
Tristen: Oh, your back is a bit sore? Let me just massage that.
shoefleesims: *sits up* *watches with narrowed eyes*
Greenbean: Tickle tickle tickle! Tickle tickle!
shoefleesims: You're edging closer and closer to inappropriate there, Mister!
Sprout heads off to work, and apparently Tristen and Greenbean noticed, because-
Greenbean: Oi, luv, you've got some lint! Right here on your chest, let me just get that for you! *gropes*
Tristen: Oh, thank you! *giggles*
shoefleesims: HEY! Greenbean, aren't you gay?
Greenbean: Actually, I'm not gay at all. It was all a ruse to lull you into a false sense of security so that I could flirt with this absolutely gorgeous little lady.
Tristen: Oh, how ROMANTIC! *swoons*
DOUBLE OI! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. WTF. HEY. STOP!
Tristen: *GRRRROWLS* Ooo, your ass is so FIRM!
Greenbean: RAWR! Luv your arse is one good squeeze too!
shoefleesims: *shields eyes* STOP STOP STOP!!!
Tristen: *swoons* Oh, Greenbean! KISS ME!
shoefleesims: Oh bloody hell!
shoefleesims: Don't even think about it!
shoefleesims: Oi, I said stop.
shoefleesims: Seriously, STOP THAT!
shoefleesims: OH BLOODY HELL! *shields eyes* You two are so lucky the kids are at school.
LIARS. LIES LIES LIES.
(OK, I'll be honest. I don't have ACR. However, I have always been the kind of sim!god to give my sims what they want. Greenbean and Tristen did start flirting on their own. Then they rolled wants to makeout, which I let them. THEN they both went into the bedroom, laid down and rolled the want to WooHoo. Who am I to say no to my sims?)
Tristen: ZzzZzZZzzzZzzz. I wonder if my husband is going to be home soon. ZzzZzzZzzzzZ.
YES HE IS YOU CHEATING WHORE AND I HOPE HE CATCHES YOU!!!
UGH! Greenbean, WTF?
And here comes the wonderful, handsome and faithful husband, home from a very successful day at work where he's been promoted to the TOP of his career.
He stops to clean up the trash like a good husband.
Then he makes his way through the house and to the bedroom... where he spots his WIFE in bed with his FATHER in their UNDERWEAR and they're SNUGGLING.
Tristen: Oh, hey honey! *is oblivious* Welcome home!
Sprout: Tristen? Why are you in bed with my dad in your underwear?
Tristen: Oh, well, you see I have a perfectly good excuse...
Sprout: Oh, ok then! *goes to fix the bed*
Tristen: *is easily distracted* Oooh, Greenbean. You look so sexy in your underwear right after we just had sex.
Sprout: *GASP* WHAAAA?
Sprout: YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH MY FATHER?!?
Tristen: WHAAA? I mean- I- um-
Greenbean: Oooh, spinning circle things...
Sprout: HOW DARE YOU! *smacks*
Greenbean: Pip pip. I think I'll go watch my soaps now!
Synchronized angry faces.
Tristen: HOW DARE YOU GET MAD AT ME? *shoves*
Sprout: YOU JUST CHEATED ON ME, YOU IDIOT! WITH MY FATHER! WHY DO YOU THINK I'M MAD AT YOU!!!
Tristen: Oh, that. Heh, I forgot.
Sprout: You forgot? YOU FORGOT! SCREW THIS!
Tristen: SCREW WHAT? *looks shocked*
Sprout: WE'RE THROUGH! I want you OUT of this house NOW! You're a bad wife and a horrible example for the children.
Tristen: OMG I can't believe my husband kicked me out for sleeping with his dad!
Idiot.
Wait, HOW THE HELL do you have a GOOD memory from that? She really IS a bitch.
And then she walked off the lot in her underwear. Bye bye, Tristen! You provided good genes for the kids and were generally amusing, but you were a bitch and a bit of a skank.
Sprout is STILL mad the next morning.
Oh, and BTW, the kids look cute in their private school uniforms.
Tristen: HAHA! Stealing the newspaper will so teach my ex husband a lesson for kicking me out after I cheated on his with his dad!
Greenbean: Hey, congrats on getting a divorce, son!
Sprout; Oh, thanks, da- wait a minute.
Sprout: *fumes* You bastard, this is all your fault!
Sprout: My dad is a freak.
Cleaning makes the pain go away.
Lots of cleaning.
LOTS and LOTS of cleaning.
Finally, an A+! Go Datura!
She's so excited, she defies the laws of gravity!
Datura: DADDY DADDY LOOK! I GOT AN A, DADDY LOOK!
Sprout: Life sucks. *sigh* Huh, what honey? Oh yeah. Er, good job?
Snap is awesome too!
And apparently, defying gravity to show off a good grade runs in the family!
And soon, it's birthday time!
Greenbean: WHOA, my granddaughter is farting sparkles! Absolutely corking!
Greenbean: My grandson is too! BRILLIANT!
Here's Snap, looking adorable and preppy. I think he looks almost exactly like HIS DAD at that age, except for the eyes.
Which is why the Generation Four heir is probably going to be... *drumroll*
DATURA! *squee* You gorgeous gorgeous creature! Datura is awesome and probably heir because:
1) She's carrying on the legacy tradition of funky hair.
2) She has interesting genetics with those big alien eyes and normal skin.
3) She's a popularity sim, which I've never had before (Sprout was Pleasure, I think I wrote it wrong on his stats).
4) She has ONE nice point, which I've never had before either. She brings the drama.
And, um, she's awesome? Oh yeah, and her LTW means she's TOTALLY after her Aunt Juniper's old job. Heh.
Since Bluebell is gone, and Greenbean is going to die soon (sad, but true), each of the twins gets their own room. This is Snap's room, suitably preppy and neat and manly, just like him.
Datura's room, on the other hand, is MUCH cooler. It's bright and covered in posters...
It's colorful and funky, just like her!
And speaking of the twins, how are they getting along now that they're not children anymore?
Yeah. Things haven't changed much.
DATURA WINS!
SPROUT: 1 | DATURA: 4
And that is all for now, folks. I'm not sure what's going to be next, a Libellus update, or a Flora update. I also MAY or may not be working on something new... a spoof of America's Next Top Model. Don't worry, its not like the top model things already out there. I'm planning on making it an actually (hopefully) funny spoof of the actual ANTM. There'll be Tyra and the Jay's and Janice Dickinson and Nigel Barker.. and drama between the castmates and more. I think. Maybe.
Anyway, stay tuned for more updates of the Flora Legacy and I'll be updating the family tree very soon!