The Flora Legacy: 4.3
95 IMAGES UNDER THE CUT. POSSIBLY SOME SWEARING.
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy, Bluebell was surprisingly good with the babies, who turned into absolutely adorable toddlers causing you all to be spammed all over the place with pictures of them. There was a really scary looking burglar, and the twins turned into children!
We begin this legacy with Andrea being a bitch of a ghost.
Andrea: BOOOOOOOO CHICK WHO DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE THE WIFE OF MY HUSBAND'S BUTT BABY!
Apparently, jumping on the bed can get you high in more ways than one.
Greenbean is VERY excited about the twins' new beds.
Snap is smart. Unlike his grandfather Greenbean, he knows that cars DON'T fly.
Andrea: BOOYA BITCH! That's for thinking I was ugly!
Bluebell: EEEEEEK AAHHHH!
Bluebell: Wait, what? *stares off obliviously into space*
And again. This time she made Bluebell piss herself.
Bluebell: Oh, the HUMANITY!
Datura: Hey Mom, play red hands with me?
Tristen: Uhhh, no. Your eyes creep me out.
And so begins Datura's down spiral. Oh you'll see what I mean shortly.
Sprout: Hey, maid who replaced Lucy, look at that over there!
Kaylynn: Oooh, what? *looks*
Sprout: Muahahaha AHAHAHA AHA HA HA.
Kaylynn: AHHHHHHH! *flees*
Sprout: Eh eh eh. *giggles*
Bluebell: Did you know I'm still awesome?
Me: Yes. Yes I did.
Unfortunately, it seems Bluebell's age is catching up to her. I mean, she IS well over 80 sim days. I mean, back in the day she was one hot mama. But now, she likes to sit on the floor and write about things like...
Bluebell: We have a chess set.
Bluebell: But I wish we had a gnome.
Bluebell: Teddy bears are nice.
Where's my crazy Bluebell? WHERE?
He's just too cute!
Datura on the other hand... Well, her aspiration is really low AND she has 1 nice point. So yeah. She isn't happy. Maybe she has an unhappy chest monster? (Cookies for you if you get the reference!)
Datura: LIFE SUCKS. SCHOOL SUCKS.
Datura: YOU SUCK SNAPDRAGON!
Snapdragon: My sister said I SUUUUUCK! *sobs*
Datura: Man, what a WUSS.
Datura: NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH, You are a WUSSY!
Snap: *le gasp*
Snap: But, but... ME? A wuss? *sniffles*
Datura: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! I said you're a WUSS! You gonna do something about it? *shoves*
Snap: *LE GAAAASP* Owie!
Datura: DATURA SMAAAAASH!
Snap: You know what? THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU ARE A BIG FAT MEANIE!
Datura: Did you just call ME a meanie?
Uh oh.
Bluebell: Oooh, floaty red angry faces! Pretty!
Everyone Else: *is oblivious*
Datura: NO ONE CALLS ME A MEANIE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! *CHEST MONSTER SAYS RAWRRWRWR!*
Snapdragon: Wait... what? *is apparently oblivious to the girl flying at him*
Datura: Put 'em up, put 'em uuup!
Greenbean: Oh dear me, this is absolutely MAD! I can't watch!
Wait... WHAT? Ok, raise you hands if you weren't expecting THAT outcome?
shoefleesims: *raises hand*
Datura: OH MY GAAAWD, I GOT BEATEN BY MY WUSS BROTHER!
Snapdragon: Haha yeah, that's RIGHT.
Snapdragon: Wait, what did I do again?
shoefleesims: *pats on head*
Datura: *sniffle* This is SO UNFAIR! Being beaten by my wuss brother makes me so SAD!
Datura: No, wait! Being beaten by my wuss brother makes me MAD. So. Very. MAD!
Datura: DATURA SMASH! RAWR!
Datura: I WILL FLATTEN THIS DOLLHOUSE LIKE I WISH I HAD FLATTENED MY BROTHER!
shoefleesims: *is slightly bothered by the way her legs look*
Sprout: Oh god. What have you done? What have I CREATED?!?
Datura: Dum de dum dum dum. Going to throw out this mess. La la la.
Erm, bipolar much?
Datura: Oh gaaaawd! *sniffles* Throwing away this trash reminds me of how my wuss brother kicked my BUTT! *sobs*
Snapdragon: *thinks* Wow, my mom is so pretty. Hm hm. La la la.
Datura: I have the wuss in my sights. It's PAYBACK TIME!
Datura: ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!!
Tristen: So then I was like, really honey, I just hold it like this, and then I can move my mouth and-
shoefleesims: STOP YOUR INAPPROPRIATE CONVERSATIONS AND PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR FIGHTING CHILDREN!!!
(No but seriously, look at how she's holding her hand!)
Tristen: Oh my poor CHILDREN! *worry worry worry*
Everyone else: *worry worry worry*
Datura: HAH! Take that you WUSS!
Snap: Owie ow ow ooooowww!
SNAP: 1 | DATURA: 1
Tristen: All this fighting makes me SO angry-
Tristen: -about that DAMN burglar!!
?? Yeah apparently SHE saw the connection.
Bluebell: It's ok hunny, you'll beat her next time!
Greenbean: She's right, old chap! I bet you'll beat her for sure! It'll be corking! And spiffing! And absolutely brilliant!
Homework helping party. I see you there, playing favourites with the kids that share your skintones!
So yeah. Snap and Datura REALLY don't like each other.
I mean, REALLY. It's kinda sad.
But entertaining.
Awww, family dinner! Don't believe what you see, though. That peaceful family? It's LIES. ALL LIES.
Greenbean: Cheerio exercise machine! I got a bit tubby so I need to work it off! Pip pip!
Bluebell: Damn people leaving stacks of dishes everywhere! Don't they know I'm almost 90?!? I can't be doing all this WORK!
Greenbean: I am looking FIT, me ducks!
Yeah, I fail with the chance cards.
Sprout: Hey dad. Congrats on not forgetting how to walk in your crusty old age!
Bluebell: A lot of people believe in world peace.
Bluebell: I, on the other hand, think we should just nuke everyone! *grins*
Bluebell! *tackle hugs*
Holy scary face, batman!
The headmaster is here!
Tristen: *lies through her teeth* Oh yes, Headmaster, we have a LOVELY home. It's very stable and our kids get along perfectly!
shoefleesims: LIES! All LIES!!!
But apparently, the Headmaster bought it! Woot!
Haha, Sprout is AWESOME!
shoefleesims: *cough*bipolarsuckup*cough*
Ghost!Andrea: BOOO YOU LITTLE MEANIE! TAKE THAT!
Sprout: *is oblivious to the ghost jumping through him*
Datura: AHHH! *is so scared her eyes pop back into her head*
Awww, she peed herself.
She's on her way to take a shower, when...
Elise: BOOOOOO! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A MEANIE!!!
Datura: EEEK, not again!
Datura: RAWR THAT IS IT! I AM STINKY AND GRUMPY AND I JUST GOT SCARED BY TWO DUMB GHOSTS! RAWRWARAR! *rages all over the place*
So. Close.
12/50. I'm telling you, I will never get to 50. I might just give up.
Tristen: GGRRRR, what do you mean I have to do that again?!?
And 13/50. For someone who didn't want to do it again, she sure did enjoy it.
Unlike her brother, Datura seems to think that boats DO fly. Unfortunately for her, Snap finds that very offensive.
Snap: BOATS DO NOT FLY!!!
Datura: WHAAAAAAA?
Datura: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Twins: *death glare stare down*
Apparently Snap lost the stare down.
Snap: MY SISTER IS SO MEEEEEEAAAANN!!
Snap: But baking makes everything better!
Eeeeh! He made a perfect muffin.
Datura on the other hand? Not so perfect.
Apparently she was REALLY jealous, because she immediately followed Snap into the dining room, waited for him to eat his muffin, and then attacked him. This is the "snazzy aerial view" of the fight. Also known as: I couldn't get a better camera shot.
Datura: Ah hah, take THAT!
SNAP: 1 | DATURA: 2
Snap tried to make a run for the door, but Datura wasn't having any of that.
Datura: I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU, WUSS!!!
Yeah.
SNAP: 1 | DATURA: 3
Aw, that's just sad!
In the midst of all this fighting, Sprout is still made of win!
AND he is still adorable!
Oh yeah, Tristen is pretty awesome too.
And I think their porch might overflow with those roses soon.
Oh no. BLUEBELL! RUUUN!
Bluebell: WHUUUUUT? Am I about to DIE?
Bluebell: Oooh, alcohol! Bye bye everyone!
Sprout is really upset. But at least he got money?
Farewell Bluebell. You were the best founder ever. You were cute and you were a great dancer, and best of all, you were a complete & totally awesome player. Oh, and you kicked ass. Rest in peace, Bluebell. You WILL be missed. *sniffle tears*
And with that sad event, we come to the end of this update. The next update should be a "Where are they is she now?" for Juniper Flora! Hope you enjoyed the update and let me know what you think! :D