The Flora Legacy: 3.3
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy, The Count was killed, thanks to Bluebell wishing "Death by a Thousand Flies" on him. Bluebell tried to eat Sprout, Andrea gave birth to Juniper, Elise died, Bluebell became a human again, Sprout grew into an adorable child, and Juniper grew into an adorable toddler...
Or should I say, a whiny toddler?
Awww, I change my mind again. She's adorable! XD *pinches cheeks*
Juniper: Muauahaha. My plot to take over the world through cuteness has begun!
And now, I bring you: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SPROUT
He paints some pictures.
He obsessively cleans the bathroom.
Sprout: OMG A SPOT! *scrub scrub scrub*
He jumps on the bed and pretends he's a horse.
Sprout: NEEEEEIGH!
And he looks incredibly happy to be going to school! :)
And that ends a day in the life of Sprout!
Juniper continues her plot to take over the world by looking adorable and making pretty music.
Bluebell: *sigh* Its been so long since I kissed someone.
Me: It has not! You JUST had Blair over like two nights ago!
Bluebell: Two nights! TWO NIGHTS! That's AGES to go without a kiss.
Me: Drama queen.
Juniper: OMG THE SCARY LADY IS ABOUT TO DUNK ME INTO WHAT IS PROBABLY SCALDING HOT WATER HEEEEELP!
Juniper: Oh. It's perfectly normal! Hmmm... Well I still don't trust her.
Bluebell: Dum de dee de da dum dum dum.
Sprout: DADDDDDYYY! :D
So cute.
An old friend of Bluebell's stops by. I think he was part of her original welcoming committee, way back when.
Holy crap, an actual KID is using the swing?
Yay, first ghost of the Flora Legacy!
Ghost!Elise: Wait. I'm DEAD?!?
Ghost!Elise: NOOOOO! OH HOW AWFULLLLL! WHYYYYYY! *sobs*
Bluebell works fast. ;) Although I'd be a little worried about the way his neck is twisting if I were her.
Bluebell: I like it when my partners can twist themselves into... interesting positions. *grins*
Immediately afterwards, he heads out side and swings almost all night.
What is this, a child actually learning to walk?
Juniper: Now that I can walk, I'm one step closer to taking over the world!
Blond Guy: *sings* Ooohhh, Bluebell! You are so beautiful, to me!
Bluebell: Oh GEE, that's just so SWEET!
Greenbean: That was a crappy song. Maybe if he had an orchestra behind him, it would sound better?
Greenbean: Oh screw it, I mean, even with an orchestra, he still would have sounded like some crappy subway musician!
Bluebell: OH MY GAWD, YOU'RE SO RIGHT! *giggles*
Bluebell & Blond Guy: *snog like mad*
Greenbean: Well, this is awkward.
Bluebell: OMG you kiss so much better than you sing!
Hello, random attractive walk-by. Cheekbones are a bit odd, but there's just... SOMETHING about his face.
Greenbean: La hula hooooo! La hu la hooooo!
Greenbean: Wheeee! Kowabunga!
Bluebell has a great video game face.
Greenbean: I'm too sexy for my emo.
Me: Get a good grade yet, Sprout?
Sprout: MEH! Only a B+!
Me: Well it is only your second day of school!
Bluebell: HOLY BURNT FOOD, BATMAN!
Bluebell: Heh. Wasn't me! I would NEVER burn food. Must have been someone else. Yep.
Bluebell: Maybe that disgustingly ugly girl who married my son did it.
Me: Bluebell! That's not nice!
Bluebell: *sulks* Whaaaat? She's ugly!
Dancing baby? Nope, it's Juniper growing up!
Juniper: YEEEEES! ALMOST TIME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
And it turns out, she's BEAUTIFUL. Seems like she got her dad's lips. And big eyes. How the HECK am I going to choose heir?
Elise is so pissed about being dead, she levitates her gravestone.
Ghost!Elise: BOO! HAHA! That'll teach you remember to be upset over my death!
Greenbean: EEEK!
Greenbean: Man! That was SO COOL.
Me: Knowledge sims. *shakes head*
Sprout: So if I calculate the possible of her future moves squared, and half that by her past moves, I have X, which is her potential future move...
Juniper: HEY! No using your weird alien knowledge to cheat!
Sprout: I'm an alien? COOL! +1,500
Bluebell: WOW. My hand looks so BIG this close to my face!
Sprout: *scrub scrub scrub*
Every morning when he gets up he goes all the way around the house cleaning stuff.
Wow. Is that a PRETTY carpool driver? *wants her for my legacy*
And now: THE FLORA FAMILY OVERACHIEVE:
Greenbean: WOOO! Yeah, we RAWK!
Bluebell: I r smartz?
Me: *pats her on the head* Sure you are, hunny.
Oh, why HELLO there, cutie walkby. I want YOU in my Legacy too!
Andrea is so enthused at this potential spouse for her kids that she defies the laws of gravity to get to him!
The headmaster is here, because Greenbean wanted to get the kids into Private School.
HOLY BZUH?!?!? I DON'T EVEN HAVE ACR!!!
I guess she met him on the computer or something, because they actually had a friendly relationship!
Greenbean cooks a nice turkey dinner, in the hopes that it'll help get the kids into private school.
Headmaster Vince: Did you see that kiss your mother gave me? That was freaking AWESOME!
Inappropriate dinner conversation for the win! :D
Ok, so you'd THINK they would have gotten into Private School. But somehow, Vince got glitched. He got "called to dinner" and he ate it, but then the points didn't show up. And THEN, Bluebell tried to get him into the hottub and he kept climbing in and out and in and out and then an error message popped up and I hit "reset" and he disappeared! And now, every time I called the Headmaster to invite him to dinner, it says he'll come at 5, but then no one shows up! Even when its a different headmaster. What happened?!?
Anyway, Greenbean got fat from that Turkey dinner, and I made him work it off.
Ghost!Count makes an appearance and is emo about dying.
Count: I was supposed to be IMMORTAL! IMMORTAL I TELL YOU!!! *sobs*
Bluebell blogs about how she hates the nighttime.
And makeup, apparently.
Andrea is awesome AGAIN.
YAAAY! Finally, first LTW for Bluebell! It was so much easier once she wasn't a vampire anymore.
Her new LTW is to become a Celeb Chef. Is that even a romance LTW? Her other one wasn't either. I wish she'd get one of those "Woohoo 10 different sims" or something.
And a few nights later, the mailman's ghost shows up!
Ghost!Mailman: I'm DEAD and it's NOT FAIR!
Ghost!Mailman: I'll never get to have a family of my OWN now! WHYYYY!
Me: Dude. You were an ugly mailman. You would have spent all your life just delivering mail anyway!
Juniper: Pow pow! If I'm to take over the world, I must be heir, which means you must DIE! Pow pow!
Sprout: *ducks* You do know that your finger isn't a real gun.
Juniper: DAMN YOU!
Juniper: Wheeeee! If I had a real horse, I would fly it right out of here and take over the world.
Juniper: If this horse was a boy, it would have a pee pee right HERE!
Me: Ooook then.
Is Bluebell just looking confused?
Nope. She's just FINALLY growing up! Dun dun duuuuuuunn.
And, here's Juniper jumping on the bed.
Just kidding, just kidding. I now present, the new and elderfied... BLUEBELL FLORA!!!
Why HELLO gorgeous! I thought about keeping her blue hair, but she just looked SO pretty like this. Right? :)
Anyway, that's all for this update of the Flora Legacy. Stay tuned for the next update to see if: Will one of the kids suddenly becomes ugly and makes my search for an heir easier? Will Juniper succeed in taking over the world? With Bluebell still be sexing men up all over town now that she's an elder? And I SWEAR I'm going to update the family tree soon. :)