The Flora Legacy: 3.2
Sorry its been so long since the last update! I've been going through some personal work related job problems in my life. But I've had this update saved on my computer for almost a week, and I'm finally ready to post it.
Last time on the Flora Legacy, Greenbean got abducted by aliens, was probed and knocked up and gave birth to Sprout, the cutest alien baby ever. He also married Andrea, days after Bluebell married Elise (who shortly became an elder).
What's the purpose of this picture, besides showing you how hot Greenbean is? Well, I got new default eyes! They're Eye Love by Yumedust at MTS2, made default by spikesminx.
I think they are the most gorgeous eyes ever. So of course I had to take pictures of everyone with them:
So pretty!
Bluebell: RAWR! Why don't I have new eyes!!!1!!
Me: Because you're a vampire, and you have cool vampire eyes already!
Bluebell: Oh. Well alright. *sulks*
And now it's time for some... SPROUT SPAM
Eeee, so cute!
Even the romance sims love him.
Sprout: Why u watch me potty?
Sprout: Good potty, nice potty.
*pinches cheeks*
Ugh! He's back AGAIN. Every single night! If I send him away, he just comes back. GAH.
Bluebell: BLAH! I've had enough of you, BLAH!
Bluebell: DEATH BY A THOUSAND FLIES!
Count: Pfft. She can't send flies after me! Wait... what are these black spots?
Count: Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Bluebell: Whoa, that is too cool. I can't believe that worked! *glances down at finger* My... precious...
Grim Reaper: Hmmm, now what have we here. The Count, the Count, hmm, ah here! Why, that's rather odd, the Count wasn't due to die for... EVER! Very, very odd...
Bluebell: Oh no, do you think he'll realize it was me? *worry worry*
Whew!
I moved his grave next to Bluebell's mausoleum, since it made sense.
Bluebell: UGH! Good riddance.
Me: What's up, Andrea?
BLOOP! (I'm trying something new. Bloop is the new pop!)
In case you were wondering, Sprout is still cute.
I gave Andrea a new makeover. She's still beautiful.
Even when she's smoking something.
The family that gets promotions together, stays together?
Me: Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!
Elise is getting old, so she retired.
EEK! I was so worried, I thought for sure she was miscarrying. Damn Inteen!
Elise: How could you subject that beautiful little child to a toy that might make him LEARN something?
I think Bluebell is worried Elise my eat her soul or something.
Bluebell: So then I was like, baby you gotta pay a hell of a lot more money to touch an ass like this!
Elise: AHAHAHAHA! Wait. This was before we met, right?
Bluebell: Er... yeah!
See, from behind, this is deceptively cute. Let's look at it from the front.
Holy crap, she's going to EAT HIM.
Bluebell: I can feel his tiny veins pulsating...
Quick! Greenbean come rescue your child!
Greenbean: Arggggh! Blub blub blub.
Me: *head desk*
Me: *suspicious* What are you doing to him now?
Bluebell: Shaking the blood down towards his neck vein- *cough* I mean playing with him!
EVIL.
Bluebell: Yes, come to me little source of bloooood!
Bluebell: Ewwwwwwww!
Me: Serves you right.
Contrary to her seeming desire to eat him, they're actual friends! I mean, her relationship with her OWN son is -1!
Second BLOOP!
She may be pregnant, but they've still got it going on.
Now THAT is a great look on your, Bluebell.
Heh. *shifty eyes* That had NOTHING to do with a bad chance card. Nope.
Woohoo!
Bluebell: Yeah. I rock. And I know it.
Look who she brought home with her! HAHA.
Jack: *sizzles* AH! The Sun! I must flee!
Andrea: Uh, hello there Sim God?
Andrea: THERE'S A FOOTBALL TRYING TO SHOVE ITS WAY OUT OF MY BELLY!!!
Greenbean: Oh, DEAR!
It's a baby girl! Everyone meet Juniper, who has everything from her mother (skin, eyes and hair).
OH NO! Elise grew into an elder REALLY badly, so she only lasted like 5 sim days or something.
Elise: Noooo... I don't WANNA come!
Elise: Oh, there's alcohol? Well ok then!
Bluebell: *is oblivious*
Bluebell: The money does NOTHING to ease my pain... well maybe just a little. I mean, it IS 20,000!
She's really sad about losing Elise.
HAHA. I really just put this in because it was amusing to me.
Right after Elise died, Bluebell rolled the want to be cured of vampirism. I've never been one to deny my Sims, so I had her call the matchmaker.
Bluebell: UGH! Oh ew, its so GROSS!
Me: Oh geez, just knock it off and get your elixir stuff!
Bluebell: *chug chug chug*
Bluebell: That's it? Well I don't feel anything at- ah!
Bluebell: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddmint! TWEAAAAK! *spazzes*
(If you get the reference, you rock)
Bluebell: EEEEEk, this HURTS!
Welcome back, my beautiful beautiful Bluebell!
Bluebell: I'm so hot. And I have pretty eyes now!
I moved the Flora's into a new house that I built myself using floorplans I found online.
I think it came out pretty good. You can see their collection of tombstones on the far right. That's The Mailman, The Count, and Elise.
Bluebell: Ugh, EW, this nasty phone makes me think of how long its been since I've been KISSED.
Juniper gets off to a good start.
Sprout, on the other hand, is now BFF's with his dad! Maybe now Greenbean will be there to save him when Bluebell goes nuts.
Greenbean: Wheeee, swing!
Me: That was for the KIDS when they grow up, you know!
Bluebell: Hey, so did I ever tell you about the time the Count and I went out and ate some cats and then did the wild thing behind a building on a fire escape?
Andrea: Must. Not. Listen.
Oh, these two crazy kids.
Andrea: Oh Greenbean, I love you so much. NOW HUG ME!
Greenbean: OI my BACK! *cracks*
After mourning Elise for a day, Bluebell starts to feel lonely, and calls over her old lover Blair (aka The Bartender) for a date.
They don't waste much time.
So... whats the point of THIS picture, other than to show how hot Greenbean is? Well, if you can't tell, I got new default skins! They're Rensim's Circonflex skins made default by Buffybot.
Bluebell: Now I'm even hotter!
Me: Yes. Yes you are.
Double birthday time!
Here is Juniper (and Andrea). She's absolutely adorable.
And here is handsome handsome Sprout! I've been dying to put that hair on someone ever since I downloaded it.
Kodak moment!
So there's only so much Bluebell can handle. Sitting on the couch while her son snuggles his wife? That's alright.
But when this happens? Holy. Crap. He's going to EAT HER SOUL!
That's just too much for Bluebell.
Bluebell: Screw that, I'm not going to sit around and watch that shit. If I can't suck people's bloods and souls, I don't want to watch anyone else do it either!
And that's it for this update of the Flora Legacy! I hope you all enjoyed it. The Family Tree should be updated shortly.
Oh. Do any of you have some suggestions for flora-like names for future Flora children? Plants, flowers, tree, fruit, veggies, etc. Let me know!