The Flora Legacy: 3.1
OVER 130+ PICTURES IN THIS UPDATE. ADULT LANGUAGE, ETC...
Last time on the Flora Legacy, Bluebell ate a lot of stray animals. Jack was an obsessive stalker and got turned into a vampire. Ficus and Greenbean became adults, and Greenbean was chosen heir!
So uh, yeah. This is the outfit Ficus transitioned into. LOL!
Since Greenbean has been chosen heir, its time for Daisy to grow on up and move on out.
Apparently there was something in those sparkles.
Daisy: Duuuude. The lights were like... awesome man!
That's a bit better. She looks pretty!
Greenbean: I am emo boy, hear me roar!
And its time to say goodbye to Daisy...
... and to Ficus.
Greenbean's bedroom got a makeover. He asserted his status as heir, and the room is GREEN instead of Blue.
Greenbean: Green is the color of nature, and life, and my SOUL.
Me: Whatever you say, dear.
So for the first time in their relationship, neither Bluebell or Elise had the fear of getting commited/engaged/married. So I got them into a "committed relationship" and then had Bluebell pop the question.
Bluebell: Elise. Will you- oh crap I just realized I agreed to be in a committed relationship with you! What the fu- I mean- Will you marry me?
Elise: OMG IT'S SO SHINY!
Elise: Of course I'll marry you! WHEEEE!
Elise: Shit. Did we just get engaged?
Bluebell: I think we did. Damnit!
Greenbean: I am Greenbean, Dread Pirate of the green sea!
Greenbean: Blub blub blub go the fish.
Greenbean: Ah har! I spot a landlubber a-ho! I must ROW!
HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
EEEK! GRAB YOUR CHILDREN AND RUN FOR THE HILLS! It's a glitched possessed townie!
When night falls and it's safe for Bluebell to come out, she and Elise invite their family and friends to a lovely night wedding.
And yes, their guests consist of Bluebell's three kids, her former lover Vampire Jack, and her lover and "master" The Count.
Bluebell: *thinks* Oh CRAP I can't believe I'm doing this.
Bluebell: Oooh, shiny ring!
Ficus: Isn't it illegal for a vampire to marry a human? They could get sent to court!
Vampire!Jack: Man, what a pathetic bunch of friends they have.
Bluebell: Here, my lovely wife, have some cake!
Elise: Oooh, that looks lovely!
Bluebell: *jams cake in Elise's face* HAH!
Elise: Eurgh!!!
Elise: UGH! I got cake all over me!
Bluebell: AHAHAHAHAHAH!
Greenbean: YESH! I get to eat cake!
They all go inside to eat their cake.
Except Daisy who stands outside the entire time, holding her glass and waiting for them to finish.
Daisy: They'll be back. Aaaaany minute now. Yup. I bet they're coming right now. Any time now. Just you wait.
Daisy: To Bluebell! Who is my mom, even if she didn't act much like it.
Daisy: YES, KISSING!
Uh oh. Did I mention that The Count loves Bluebell? Heh.
Count: HOW DARE YOU KISS THAT TROLLOP!
Bluebell: You mean my WIFE?
Count; *bitch slaps*
Bluebell & Everyone: WHAT?!?
Ficus: To my Mom, Bluebell. Who thought it was a good idea to invite two of her former lovers to her wedding. Good idea, Mom!
Bluebell: Yeah, I'm a genius! Kiss me, Elise!
Jack & Count: CHEATING WHORE!!!
LMAO. Best wedding ever.
Meanwhile, Greenbean abandons the wedding to go look through his new telescope. He does this A LOT.
They had a roof raiser!
Elise: WOOO, that wedding rocked!
Bluebell: WOOO, my wife is HAWT!
Bluebell: WOOO, roof raiser sex in the limo time!
Elise: Wait what?
Delayed reaction much?
Ooooh, thanks very much! *sells for money*
They come back from their limo ride and proceed to slobber all over each other on the lawn.
Elise: Mmm, you taste like cat blood!
And then Elise gets to work on painting Greenbean's heir portrait!
Just a random Bluebell is one hot vampire picture.
And for some reason, this new vampire skin I have does this weird thing where their head is a different color than the rest of their skin. I tried taking off all her makeup and such, and that's not it. There's normally a line straight across her neck, but I photoshopped it a bit. Anyone know why its doing that?
Founder portrait complete!
Elise gets picked up by a helicopter. It's pretty cool.
Elise: Yeah, I get picked up by a copter, its pretty cool, I mean obviously I'm the shizzle so I deserve to- AHHHH MY EARS THE NOISE EEEEK!
Bluebell is racking up the promotions by sneaking off to work in the daytime.
What's happening to Elise?
Elise: HELP! My hands are getting all pruney!
Yeah, she turned into an elder. :(
A beautiful elder! I wish I could have stolen her beautiful genes. But all the kids were blond as it is, I want some diversity in the next generation!
Bluebell is so awesome, her hair defies gravity!
Bluebell: Help! I can't get into the other room to see my wife because this wall is in the way and I'm not smart enough to walk through the door!
Their love transcends aging. :)
Meanwhile, Greenbean is still looking out his telescope.
WHERE'D HE GO? I should have been paying attention, I missed it! I scrolled away to check on Bluebell and Elise and then I hear this zap noise and he was gone.
Bluebell immediately ran over.
Bluebell: I think I see him! He's bending over this big silvery metal table, and then this green man-thing is moving towards him with a- EARRRRGH! YUCK! *runs away*
Bluebell: What IS it?
Why its: THE RETURN OF GREENBEAN
Me: *sings* He floats through the air, with the greatest of ease...
Greenbean goes MATRIX on us.
And then he goes SPLAT.
Greenbean: Owie, my butt hurts!
Greenbean: Wait a minute...
Greenbean: OMG!
Greenbean: WHY DOES MY BUTT HURT!
Greenbean: OMG I THINK I'VE BEEN BUTT PROBED!
Elise: *worry worry*
Greenbean: That was so awesome.
Bluebell; BYE BUTT PROBING ALIENS! COME BACK AGAIN SOME TIME! *waves*
Bluebell: *sulks* Why didn't the aliens take me! I have funky blue hair AND I'm a vampire, AND I'm hot!
The next day, Greenbean got a job in the Science track. He's on his way to being a Mad Scientist!
Greenbean: Oh God I don't feel so good.
Greenbean: Maybe its those baby carrots I ate for lunch?
Me: No hun, I think its another kind of baby. A green one.
Greenbean: *throws up* You mean those Baby Zucchini I had too?
Me: *shakes head*
Me: I think the spoon is supposed to go in your mouth... not your nose.
Greenbean: Shuddup!
That is one hot elder general.
And Greenbean has finally realized he's angry about the aliens, just as he gets in the car.
Random hot walkerby does not approve of the loud helicopter.
On a side note, I wish all Sims weren't traumatized by the loud noise. They should have made it so that some of them, like the Fortune sims or something, clap when they see it, or "approve".
Greenbean comes home from work (and a promotion) just in time too...
Alien!Pop!
Eee, that is the CUTEST SHIRT EVER! And it's GREEN!
Who is that gorgeous walk-by? Why its Eclipse Harrow, my Teen Top Model entry for slapdash_sims. /PIMP
Second Alien!Pop!
Apparently nothing happened during Greenbean's pregnancy except a few hot walk-bys.
Greenbean: Uh, excuse me Sim God?
Greenbean: SOMETHING HURTS!!!!
And so I'll leave you with the usual legacy cliffhanger, stay tuned-
Oh come on, I'm not that mean. There's a lot more:
It's an ALIEN BABY! Big surprise, yes?
Meet.... SPROUT! (Name courtesy of my fiance, who is a genius for thinking of it). He's got alien skin, alien eyes and RED hair! I'm so excited, because he's so cute!
Greenbean starts off fatherhood well by immediately dropping Sprout on the floor.
Greenbean: Ewie, its green!
But apparently Greenbean remembers how he felt when his mother did the same thing to him, because he promptly picks the baby back up.
And then FEEDS him! Wow!
And then puts Sprout in his crib! Holy crap.
Greenbean: Ok, I have to be honest. The skin freaks me out!
Ooooh, chance card!
Heh. I picked Intercept, which is apparently wrong.
Elise: *sad face* You got me demoted!
Me: Heh. Sorry?
Ok, but just because you got demoted, does NOT give you the excuse to bring THAT home with you!
OMG ELISE! I told Elise to say goodbye to her. They have only a 25 relationship, no chemistry, not even friends, and she KISSED HER GOODBYE! I don't even have ACR! WEIRD.
Luckily Bluebell was in her coffin and didn't "sense" it.
Elise totally picked up the baby, walked into the hallway and dropped it on the floor.
Elise: Hello little baby, I'm just going to take you out here and- *brain fart* Wait, what was I doing? *looks down* Ew, what the heck is this? *drops it on the floor* Dum de dum dum duuuum. *wanders off*
Luckily Bluebell is there to pick the baby up. BLUEBELL?
Bluebell: Hey, its one of those little squirmy things! And its got green gas coming out of it! I remember what to do!
Me: *facepalm*
Bluebell: *drops baby on floor*
Elise & Bluebell: Ewwww, it STINKS!
Me: Yeah, well maybe if you changed its diaper instead of LEAVING IT ON THE FLOOR all smelly, it wouldn't anymore!
Bluebell: What kind of CRAZY idea is that?
Me: *sighs* *uses sim!god powers*
Thank you Elise, even if I did force you.
OK, so this is getting really annoying. Every night, The Count shows up on the lot and walks to the mailbox. Then he turns into a bat and flies around to the back of the house, to transform back into himself and stand in the little corner. Then he just invites himself in and I have to watch him, because he keeps trying to BITE random people that he doesn't even have a relationship with!
Bluebell is sick of this shit.
Bluebell: Hey you bum! Stop stalking me! *lunges*
Bluebell: Put 'em up, put 'em up!
Greenbean: OH NOES I CAN'T LOOK!
Bluebell: *jams his head through a wall* Hah. Take THAT!
Yeah that's right. You'd better take your pride and LEAVE.
Greenbean: Mom, that was AWESOME! You totally kicked his arse!
The Count: ARRRRGH I hate that old crusty bitch my ex-lover who just beat me up is married to!
Awwwwww! *wibbles*
So I invited Andrea, Greenbean's teenage love, over.
And she grew up for him.
She's BEAUTIFUL! Must. Have. Genes!
Apparently, Greenbean approves.
So much that he gets down on one knee, and pops the question.
Greenbean: Andrea. You are the light of my life. The shining glory of beauty in the darkness of my emo depression. The one thing that keeps me going through all the torrid affairs and the-
Andrea: Oh god, just get to the POINT!
Greenbean: willyoumarryme?
Andrea: OF COURSE I WILL!!!!!
They get married in a quiet ceremony in the backyard, with just Bluebell and Elise present.
Andrea: Haha, bitches, I'm RICH!
Andrea: Kiss me, you rich boytoy!
Greenbean: Wait, wha- *is snogged silly*
Elise: YAY WEDDINGS!
Bluebell: YAY a chance for me to wear this HOT dress!
Meet Andrea. She came with something like $7,000 or something.
Andrea: So I think it's about time that you drive your train into my station.
Greenbean: Ah, Andrea. You are like a sweet desert rose, blossoming for only me.
Andrea: JUST DO ME!
Greenbean OK!
Awwwww!
And she promptly heads off to work after.
Yes! Andrea rocks!
And she knows it.
Andrea: Oh yeah. That's right. I'm awesome. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Andrea: Oh shit. *bleaauurgh*
She does take care of Sprout though.
And Greenbean's getting used to his oddly-skinned baby, too.
And speaking of Sprout, it's his birthday! Spinning baby WHEEEE!
Oh. My. Goodness.
CUTEST BABY EVER!
SPROUT SPAM ALERT!
I just want to pinch his little cheeks and cuddle him all night! He's so CUTE. SQUEEEEEEE!
And now that is the end of this update. Stay tuned for more updates of the Flora Legacy! Oh, and I SWEAR, I'm going to update the family tree sometime soon.
Edit: And I've UPDATED THE FAMILY TREE!