The Flora Legacy: 6.4
[67 PICTURES, ADORABLE TODDLER SPAM, LESBIANS, FUNNY KIDS]
PREVIOUSLY on the Flora Legacy: Datura kicked vampire butt. And then she died. But there was alcohol, so it was ok! The twins Freesia and Peony became a Hyacinth look-a-like and a gorgeous red-head, respectively. Peony proved to be a sweet little girl, while Freesia enjoyed jumping on the bed. A lot. Helleborus became a toddler and then DEATH game, and it was AWESOME and Hyacinth was all, "Hey, you're in my five, dude!"
We ended the last update with Death, and we begin this update with Emma's bored to death of potty training face! She makes some awesome faces, yes?
Helleborus: I'm poopin'.
Helleborus: I'M POOPIN'!
Helleborus: False alarm.
Sorry, I know it's been done, but I couldn't help it!
In between jumping on every bed in the house, Freesia feeds her obsession with washing every single thing in the house.
And now, I present you with:
HELLEBORUS IS SO CUTE (DAMN THE FACT THAT HE CAN'T BE HEIR) SPAM!
Helleborus: Bwock, bwock, bwock.
Helleborus: *GASP* Where did bwock go?
Helleborus: Is ok, I has another bwock! Nom nom nom. Dis bwock has a gween fwaver, like me!
Helleborus: I wiwll make bwock go in hole.
Helleborus: Now yous be nice bwock and go in, pwease!
Helleborus: YAY! I do it! I put bwock in hole!
/END HELLEBORUS IS SO CUTE (DAMN THE FACT THAT HE CAN'T BE HEIR) SPAM!
Meanwhile, Freesia has discovered that there are more things in the house besides beds that she can jump on. Oh, yay.
She's like a gymnast!
Freesia: No, I am like a Ninja. And I will keeeeeel you! HIYA!
I knew Hyacinth was going to be a bad influence on at least one of these kids.
Peony + Helleborus = Ultimate Cuteness
Helleborus: Yous no has skin wike me, but you is vewy pwetty!
Awwwwww!
Meant to get a picture of this awhile ago, but these two are ADORABLE in their private school uniforms!
Peony: I'm off to school to get good grades!
Freesia: School blows. The teachers won't let me jump on the desks!
These two are constantly all over each other. Oh, and I gave them new outfits, because I went shopping, heh.
This is actually Emma's watching-TV face, actually. I scrolled in to watch her and she made this face and I burst out laughing!
Emma: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TIVO DIDN'T RECORD GOSSIP GIRL?!? NOOOOO!*
*I love Gossip Girl!
Helleborus: I sees wut you dids there!
Homework party at the dining table! I think someone must have drugged Freesia to get her to stay still for that long. It's not natural for her!
Hyacinth got her job back, AND got promoted on the first day!
Helleborus: I cans walk? That's it, I'm outta here!
Uh uh, not so fast, buddy! It's your birthday!
Helleborus: Oooh, shiny fiwre!
ESPLODY BABY GOES KABOOM!
Ooooooh! *pets the screen* Damn that you can't be heir since you're technically not related to the Floras! Also, isn't my new default skin pretty? It's from Enayla's new Supernatural collection.
And here is Helleborus in his newly redecorated little boys room.
Helleborus: This is a rocket. It came from outer space, like me!
He's so smart.
Emma: AND YOU ARE THE WIIIIIND BENEATH MY WIIIIIINGS!
Hyacinth: Oh, how romantic! Did you know that I have 6 ways to kill a person with the wind as an accomplice?
Freesia finally found something to do besides jumping on things. I am amazed.
The other kids don't like Freesia much. You shall see why by the end of this update.
Peony: Maybe we could send her away on a boat?
Peony: Oh, or a plane! We could get her farther on a plane, I think.
Helleborus: A train would work too, if it came down to it.
Abhijeet: I HATE THAT LITTLE KID! It reminds me of my failure to start a family. RAWR!
Abhijeet: BOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID WOMAN WHO HAS KIDS WHEN I DON'T!!!
Emma: EEEEEK! AN ANGRY RED SEE THROUGH MAN!
Emma: That ghost has issues!
shoefleesims: Yeah, well, so would you if you were murdered and forced to haunt your murderer's graveyard forever!
I just thought this was cute. Hyacinth and Emma are all romantic with each other. Freesia and Helleborus are staying far away from each other. And Peony is all: "LOOK AT ME, I'M AWESOME!" Which she is.
Peony and Helleborus: Pattycake, pattycake, sim-maker woman, get rid of Freesia as fast as you can!
And what IS Freesia doing?
Figures.
These two get all lovey-dovey every morning.
And this is what Peony wakes up to.
Peony: *sigh* Should I at least try to be nice to her?
shoefleesims: Maybe... give it a try!
Peony: I love you, Freesia.
shoefleesims: Awwww!
Freesia: Did you just KISS me? *bug eyes*
Freesia: EEEEEW! NASTY GINGER GERMS!
Hey! That's not nice! *cuddles Peony*
Freesia: Man, not only is my sister a Ginger*, but my younger brother is a green freak! We should tie him to the rocket and shoot him up in the air.
Peony: That would not be the sort of thing a young lady should do, Freesia.
*Freesia is mean. But I love red-heads. :)
~*~AWKWARD~*~
Helleborus: *whisper whisper* I saw Mommy and Mommy KISSING!
Peony: EW EW EWIE!!!
Peony and Helleborus: *giggle*
Peony: You know what I heard about Freesia?
Peony: She grew up badly and THAT'S why she's such a big meanie!
Helleborus: TEEHEE!
Peony: BANG BANG! I'm an awesome assassin like Mommy Hyacinth, and I will kill you!
Helleborus: Oh no, I'm dead! I'll be forced to haunt our graveyard forever, like that loser ghost Abjiheet.
It's family picnic time!
Awww. Such a happy family.
Emma: Now, Freesia, wouldn't you like a pretty pink dress to wear? Don't you all think Freesia would look nice in a pretty pink dress?
Freesia: I hate pink.
Hyacinth: But with some nice pink shoes to match? Oh that would be adorable.
Freesia: I. Hate. Pink!
Hyacinth: Helleborus, don't you think Freesia would look nice in a pink dress?
Freesia: I FREAKING HATE PINK!!!!
Helleborus: I think PEONY would look pretty in a pink dress.
Hyacinth: You're right, she would. As long as she didn't wear it with a blue hat. You know, my Great-Great Grandmother Bluebell had blue hair, and everyone always thought she was wearing a hat! It wasn't a hat though.
Hyacinth: I never met the woman, but I heard she was one kick ASS bitch!
She totally was. I miss her!
Hotdogs made Hyacinth fat. I thought she looked cute, but she said that amazing assassins can't be fat, and promptly went to work out.
Freesia: NYAH NYAH NYAH BOO BOO, YOU SMELL AND LOOK LIKE GREEN DOO DOO!
Helleborus: BZUH?!?
Freesia: I SAID YOU LOOK LIKE GREEN DOO DOO, YOU FREAK!
Freesia: AND YOU SMELL LIKE IT TOO!
Helleborus: Waaaaaaaaaah!
Freesia: *death glare rays*
That girl is NUTS. *glares back at her*
And, we end this update with a cute teenage walk by. Whose name I will have to remember for next update, when I think the girls will become teenagers!
And that's it for this update of the Flora's! I should be updating the Family Tree sometime soon. Hope you enjoyed it!