The Flora Legacy: 2.4
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy, everyone was obsessed with that stupid car, Bluebell wasn't quite acting herself, the kids were all cute, but stupid, and they grew up a bit.
When we left off, Greenbean and Ficus had just grown into teens.
Ficus celebrates his transition into a hot new body by cleaning. Yep. He's a real party dude. You'll see why in a few pictures.
Greenbean: HELP! I can't get to the counter because my stupid brother is cleaning it. GAH!
There really wasn't a lot of counter space in there, though, so I re-did the kitchen and made it separate from the dining room.
Me: Well that looks uncomfortable. You alright there?
Greenbean: I'm so happy to have counter space, I'm going to twist my head around in this odd position and smile at you!
Me: Ok... *backs slowly away from the computer screen*
Meanwhile, Bluebell is busy grabbing her lover's arse.
It's GREENBEAN! I liked his old green hair, but I was searching around MTS2 and found this PERFECT hair for him. Doesn't he look so emo and awesome? He dyed his eyebrows black and everything.
I also re-did his and Ficus' room to make it more grown up.
Oh, I should take a moment to show you their stats!
And that would explain his need to clean the counters. TEN NEAT POINTS?
Daisy: Just so you know, I'm going to become heir soon. And when I do, you can pack your things and leave. Ok?
Ficus: Uh, NO. When I become Heir, you can pack your bags and leave.
Personally, I don't think either of them should be thinking that far ahead. ;)
Yep, still snogging. This is about all they do.
Greenbean: OMG, so THAT'S what sex is?
Greenbean: I really need to get a girlfriend.
Ficus: Hey Elise, you know what I found when I was relaxing on the bed in your room? HANDCUFFS.
Elise: OMG, you did? Er, they aren't mine...
Ficus: I think its so hot that you have handcuffs.
Elise: Er, you do?
Ficus: Oh yeah, baby. I can just picture you handcuffed to the bed-
Daisy: *thinks* Ugh, my brother is a freak.
Elise: How old are you again? I really don't think you should be talking about handcuffs and stuff like that.
Daisy: *leaves*
Ficus: What about if I pretend to be a burglar and sneak into your bedroom and you can be a cop and handcuff me!
Elise: OK seriously, this is not cool.
Bluebell needs a shower.
Bluebell: Ugh, what is that foul odor? And why is there green fumes coming out of my armpits?
Daisy: YOU SMELL SO NASTY, LIKE AN ALIEN! EWWW!
Elise: Oh no, she isn't talking about me is she? I DON'T WANT TO SMELL!
Calm down, hun.
WOOOOO! SEXY EMO BOY ALERT.
Ficus: Ugh, my mom smells NASTY!
Yes, we KNOW.
I gave Ficus new hair. He seems to find it amusing.
VERY amusing, apparently.
Ficus: Once upon a time there was a teddy bear.
Ficus: This teddy bear had a car.
Ficus: AND he knew how to play a xylophone. The end.
Daisy: Wow, what an AWESOME story!
Meanwhile, Bluebell has taking to stealing her daughter's bed. Nice.
Ah, Daisy is cooking. Let's see if she's any better at it than her brothers.
It doesn't look very promising.
Yep. Should have figured. It runs in the family after all.
She's sad about her muffin.
Wait, let's zoom in on that face.
OK, so apparently she's happy about burning her muffin! We can go with that.
Weirdo.
Meanwhile, Ficus takes out his pent up frustrations on the shower.
Ficus: FICUS MAD. FICUS SMASH! RAWR!
And now, we present: GIVE UP FICUS, IT'S USELESS:
He just keeps trying, and trying...
And now: Greenbean Discovers His Hotness:
Squee, he's so cute!
Greenbean: Come on, Elise! Let's play Punch You Punch Me! Please? Just hit me!
Greenbean: OWIE!!!
Me: Poor baby.
Greenbean: YAY I GET TO GO TO SCHOOL AND BE SMART!
Nerd. But a cute nerd!
Merlin, those pixel freaks on Bluebell's bus freak me out.
However, the bus driver freaks me out even more. AH!
Elise: Zzzz... I am so hot... zzzz...
Hmmm, are we sure her and Daisy aren't related?
Well well, what have we here? Dreaming of your lover's son? Naughty naughty, Elise!
Yes, he IS underage, and it IS against the law for you to sleep with him. Please to be remembering that. :D
Ficus: ELISE! I GOT AN A! I GOT AN A!
Elise: Ugh, what is that noise? Why is the alarm clock so LOUD?
Elise: I'll just hit the snooze button, then. *smack*
Ficus: Ow!
Elise: Oh! It's the pervy boy!
Ficus: I got an A?
Ficus: *gives up and walks away*
Elise: Woooo, you got an A!
He also brought this semi-attractive girl home with him. Her name is Angie.
He likeys.
Angie: Baby, your freckles are so HOT.
Ficus: I found my mother's lover's handcuffs. Want to come to my room and I'll cuff you to the bed?
Angie: Oh yeah, I am totally into bondage!
Angie: You can be the judge and sentence me to life in your room.
Angie: And then handcuff me and take me away!
Ficus: Baby, I like how you think.
LOLOLOLOL.
Greenbean can't be left out, so I have him call the Matchmaker over.
Remind you of someone?
AHHHHH!
Yeah, that ain't happening.
Ficus: How about I show you my train, baby?
Angie: You have a train? I LOVE trains! Once I took a train to Veronaville and it was SO awesome!
Angie: TRAINS, WOOOO!
Just wanted to remind you of how beautiful Bluebell is.
Just when I'd given up hope for Greenbean finding someone, THIS lovely teen walked by.
Greenbean: Forsooth! She is the hottest lady thou hasn't ever seen!
Me: Why are you talking like that?
Greenbean: We read Shakespeare in school today!
Andrea: Baby your hair is so HOT!
Greenbean: Thanks. It's not a hat, you know.
Greenbean: Baby, if you become my girlfriend, I'll give you DIAMONDS.
Been taking advice from your father? Well, I'd be careful about what you promise a girl. She might just make sure you live up to it.
They're so cute though. And yay for genetic diversity, right right?
He kissed her goodbye! Aw man, now I probably won't get an adorable first kiss picture! DAMN.
What's this?
Daisy is farting sparkles! Oh no wait, she's growing up. All by her lonesome.
Daisy: Whoa, I have one curvy body!
Daisy I am HAWT!
Actually, she's really pretty! Damn you for gaining in the heir race.
I gave her a makeover. She likes it.
Daisy: Woooo! I am so HAWT!
She grew into the most AWFUL outfit though.
Awww, she's like an adorable little pixie!
And now: THE DREAD PIRATE GREENBEAN
So CUTE! Can you tell who my favorite is?
Tired of all her children, Bluebell decides to take a trip downtown.
She ends up at the Crypt O'Night club.
Where she watches some guy play pinball.
Bluebell: Mmm, look at those hands move so fast!
And then she runs into Count-something outside.
The Count: Blaaahhh, you've had three babies? Blaaah, you look so gorgeous!
Bluebell: Yeah, I know, thanks!
Bluebell: *swoons* He's so sexy!
Oh dear.
The Count: Blaaaahhh, you are so hot! I vant you.
Ohhhh dear.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Bluebell: Oooh, sparkly!
Bluebell: Oh yes, Count, take me! Hey wait- OW, that hurts!
Bluebell: Ahh, what's happening to me?
Bluebell: Blaaaahh! I vant to suck your blood.
Awesome.
Hey hey, what are they going to do? *wink wink*
Oh stop thinking so dirty, they're just taking pictures!
NOW they're doing what you think they're doing.
And everyone apparently needs to watch.
The Count: Blaaah, I am so awesome.
By the way, that alien on the left is my model, Aphrodite. You can see her photoshoot here: Aphrodite in the Garden. /END PIMP
Bluebell: I had sex in a public place! AWESOME!
She put the photos on the table in the Living Room. Yes, I'm sure your lover won't notice at all, Bluebell.
Bluebell feasted on a stray cat. ;) And pulled what she felt was a more suitable outfit out of the closet.
And we'll end this update with the hotness that is vampire Bluebell!
Next time on the Flora Legacy, a HEIR WILL BE CHOSEN. Stay tuned and feel free to friend the journal. Oh, and I'll be updating the Family Tree shortly.