Wishing You A Very Bluebell Christmas!
Dear Santa,
It's Bluebell! And I've been really good this year.
No really, I HAVE! I swear!
I got a job, and I found some sperm donors my true love! (And by that I mean Elise. Those other two were just, um... practice!) Oh, and I even had kids!
And Santa, I swear I was a good mother! Look, I even got stockings for those brats my kids and filled them up and everything!
Alright, so maybe I wasn't perfect. I mean, there was that incident with the mailman...
But I swear I wasn't naughty... that is, unless you want me to be naughty, Santa. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
All I'm saying is, there'd better be presents under the tree for me, Santa. Otherwise...
I'll have to bite you! BLAH! So give me presents! BLAHHHH!
Bluebell and I hope you have a Very Merry (and Very Bluebell) Christmas!