[LOUD-LOUD-LOUD VOICE]

[shnpc]

FOOLS! YOU CALL THIS SINGING?

BACK IN THE TWELFTH CENTURY, I WAS A FINE SINGER. I FIRST COMPOSED THIS SONG ONE SUNNY DAY IN JUNE.

OR PERHAPS IT WAS A RAINY DAY IN DECEMBER.

EXCAAAALIBUUUUR~
EXCAAAALIBUUUUR~

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[voice]

[onlyapparate]

[ okay, wow. Thobari basically dropped his journal when he heard this. ]

Who on earth are you?

[voice]

[excalighost]

[Ignoring yooou.]

FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM~
I'M LOOKING FOR HIM~

[voice]

[onlyapparate]

[ Woah, this guy is LOUD. ]

Looking for who?

[voice]

[excalighost]

I'M GOING TO CALIFORNIAAAAA~
EXCALIBUUUUUR~
EXCALIBUUUUUR~
EXCALIBUR!

[Done. You may applaud now.]

[lovinggoddess]

Oh my! Where did you come from?

[excalighost]

[Oh look, he's actually stopped singing.]

Would you like to hear of my legend?

[lovinggoddess]

I'd love to.

1/4

[excalighost]

My legend began in the twelfth century!

[food_coma]

[excalighost]

Fool!

Are you taking notes?

[food_coma]

No?

[excalighost]

Fool!

A proper cup of tea is made with water taken off the heat at the exact time of the boiling point. No more, no less.

[aamunsarastus]

[What. Just...what?]

[excalighost]

Do not let your lack of musical prowess discourage you, young fool!

[bobthewizard]

No, I actually don't call that singing. *covers ears*

[[COULDN'T RESIST<3]]