"Pregnant in Moria" drabble
This is completely, entirely lilybaggins' fault. And a little bit claudia603's. But mostly Lily's. Her new icon... I just couldn't resist...
"Aragorn, why didn't you throw me across the chasm like the other hobbits? Now we'll be killed by the Balrog!"
"Frodo, are you crazy? Toss a pregnant hobbit? The aerodynamics would be completely off. You might have been killed!"
"But I'm going to be killed anyway, you crazy Ranger!"
Aragorn grinned. "I love it when you call me that."
"Do you?" Frodo purred. He gazed up at the Ranger, suddenly oblivious to the whip-wielding, fiery creature about to kill them. He raised his face for a kiss.
"Lean forward!"
"I am leaning forward!"
"No, I mean, lean forward!"
"Oh. Darn."
"Aragorn, why didn't you throw me across the chasm like the other hobbits? Now we'll be killed by the Balrog!"
"Frodo, are you crazy? Toss a pregnant hobbit? The aerodynamics would be completely off. You might have been killed!"
"But I'm going to be killed anyway, you crazy Ranger!"
Aragorn grinned. "I love it when you call me that."
"Do you?" Frodo purred. He gazed up at the Ranger, suddenly oblivious to the whip-wielding, fiery creature about to kill them. He raised his face for a kiss.
"Lean forward!"
"I am leaning forward!"
"No, I mean, lean forward!"
"Oh. Darn."