Dang -- I should have run for Governor
It may be too late to get on the ballot, but darn it's easy to run for Governor of California! (Apparently, all it takes is $3,500 and 65 signatures.) Think I should have run on the following LOTR platform?
Anyone carrying a Frodoll (or any LOTR action figure) gets in to see ROTK for free. Every time.
Time spent writing (or reading) LOTR fanfiction will somehow equate to a tax credit or refund.
March 25 and September 22 will be declared national holidays.
Treatment for FroAngst withdrawal will be covered under health insurance.
Grants will be freely given for Mpreg research.
You could have all said to your families, "See? There's someone out there crazier than me!"
Anyone carrying a Frodoll (or any LOTR action figure) gets in to see ROTK for free. Every time.
Time spent writing (or reading) LOTR fanfiction will somehow equate to a tax credit or refund.
March 25 and September 22 will be declared national holidays.
Treatment for FroAngst withdrawal will be covered under health insurance.
Grants will be freely given for Mpreg research.
You could have all said to your families, "See? There's someone out there crazier than me!"