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[shippingmaze]

[So, Souji is walking into the apartment he shares with Naoto, carrying what appears to be a small box in his arms. However, after closing the door, he puts the box down, and it then proceeds to basically run all over the place, making excited yipping noises. He looks around.]

Naoto, are you there?

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[agendered]

[ Hearing the door open, she steps out of the bedroom to greet Souji, smiling. ]

Welcome ba-

[ Then she spots the mad box, and immediately goes into defensive stance, when did she get her gun out anyway? ]

W-what is that?!

[shippingmaze]

I'm... Not quite sure. Here's the story. Someone I met here, his name's Naoki, suddenly found a box containing an... Embarrassing gift someone gave him. Then, all of the sudden, the box began moving around, yipping, and all around acting like a dog.

... And recently, the box had babies. That's one of them. He's looking for people to take them in. So, I asked if I could bring one over when I asked you about it, so you'd see what I meant...

Oh, by the way, they don't like it if you open them and remove what's inside.

... Please say not.

[agendered]

...

[ what ]

You're saying... this box starting moving all on its own, and... started having... babies?!

[ ... Does not compute ]

[shippingmaze]

... I was as shocked as you are.