For Yunalesca.

[shinra_sucks]

Fine. I'm going to go fight some big robot on earth somewhere. Maybe you'll get lucky and it'll kill me. I hope you have fun telling the kids what happened when they start asking where their daddy is.

I hope you're happy now.

Comments

[pwns_farplane]

I have yet to receive word of your death.

[shinra_sucks]

That's because I haven't gone yet!

[pwns_farplane]

They have stopped asking for you. You do not have to go through the trouble of killing yourself.

[shinra_sucks]

If they've forgotten who I am then I'm already dead.

[lightning_larx]

Go for the throat, robot! Get him!

[shinra_sucks]

I hope you get eaten by your toaster!

[lightning_larx]

... Toaster? What the hell kind of lame insult is that?

[death_chopper]

I could oblige.

[death_chopper]

That's enough to make me reconsider.