So, Keiji's finally stopped growing. It's damned weird that the house did that with him. I mean, just a few months ago he was a newborn. Now he looks like he's thirteen. It's kinda scary, really. I mean, damn, do I look old enough to have a thirteen-year-old son? Hell, I'm only twenty-six ( Read more... )

Hey, Duo, you wouldn't mind if I moved back to my own room, would you? I mean, it's great that you let me stay with you, but I think it's beginning to get a bit crowded. It's about time I took my life back and moved to my own room.

Man, I think I got too drunk again last night. I remember going back to the kitchen after seeing Duo, grabbing the vodka I used to cook dinner with and sitting down at the table and just drinking. After that, my memory’s a complete blank, yo. I am so glad Keiji’s staying with Zax right now, because I think it’d traumatise him if he saw what ( Read more... )

It took me forever to find something to wear for this Halloween thing going on. I mean, I do not want to be forced into something like a baby costume or anything. So, I just kinda threw this together, finding the stuff around the house ( Read more... )

So, I guess we're all being herded to Zax's room. Duo, Keiji, and me, that is. I mean, I could probably manage to avoid Fuuma by now, but Keiji's still a handful, so I need Duo to help out for a while longer. I just don't think I'm meant to care for a kid ( Read more... )

Man, watching Keiji's just completely taken it out of me. I mean, yeah, he's technically two or so now, but he's still a handful. I gotta wonder if I was ever this bad for my parents. Not that I remember anything about my parents, but honestly, I can't possibly have been a handful like this ( Read more... )

Whatever bug's going around, I don't think I've caught it yet. Keiji seems to have. He's been quiet and well-behaved. Unlike a couple days ago when he flushed one Minako's ribbons down the toilet. I'm really sorry about that Mina. Hope you're not too mad about that ( Read more... )

Well, now that Keiji's under my care, things have been chaotic, yo. The kid's a friggin' alarm clock! Every morning, 3:00 sharp, he screams. And screams loud. I can only wonder how much baby formula I need Duo to sneak out of the kitchen for the weekend. And it's official; I hate diapers ( Read more... )

I'm torn between helping Kamui out during his pregnancy and hiding myself in the bowels of the house where Fuuma might not find. Key word being might, there ( Read more... )

Kamui is pregnant and there's a 50-50 chance that I'm the father ( Read more... )