Okay, I got the coolest gift yesterday and it blows all of your Valentine's Day gifts out of the water!

Are you ready for this?

Jonathan got me a Ball Python! I named him Rambo. :) He's so friendly, and he's absolutely adorable. It also tickles when he slinks up and down my arm. Can anyone's gift top that? What? Huh? I didn't think so..

These are obviously commonly misheard lyrics and they are cracking me up ( Read more... )

Well, let's see what's been going on lately, shall we ( Read more... )

Well, Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.

I just.. blah.

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I think I have a Urinary Tract Infection.. and that is not good. :(

Hmm.. well I got my Mercury UFO plushie in the mail all the way from Japan. Call me pathetic, but once I saw that the plushie was wrapped in Japanese newspaper, I got really excited. It was funny, because my aunt was like "The newspaper is making you more excited than what's wrapped inside it!" And you know what, for a second, that was true.. Then ( Read more... )

Oh my God. Some idiot tried to auction Terri Schiavo's hospital gown and feeding tube on Ebay for like $500. That's just disgusting. Thankfully Ebay took it down and no one had bid on it. People are just so greedy, looking to make money off of everything. I mean come on, have some respect for Terri ( Read more... )

You know what's really creepy? Being at Rocky's and looking over, and thinking you see your ex-boyfriend. I mean.. it's pretty distinct.. Long black hair, kinda short, Hispanic. Your heart beats a mile a minute because a) you don't want to deal with the awkwardness, and b) you just don't want to deal with your ex in general. You kinda scoot behind ( Read more... )

That's right! I'm back, bitches! I have no idea how many of you probably abandoned all hope. God knows how many people must have removed me from their friends lists by now.. but the good news is that I am back! Oh yes, am I back! Stay tuned for full fledged updates as early as tomorrow!