[fic] Like a Tumor

[shingo_the_pest]

Title: Like a Tumor

Fandom: Star Trek

Rating: R

Pairing: sorta Bones/Kirk

Warnings: Crack. Horror? Maybe. Eminent castration, a little bondage, non-consent on the castration. A tiny mention of tentacles and possible mpreg. Extreme promiscuity on Jim's part, so OOC. Unbetaed.

Author's Notes: Written for st_xi_kink. Original prompt was something like

Comments

[apagon]

Ha, I think I already read this when you posted in a comment before and told you how much I loved it, but I will tell you again... this is something real special :D Thanks for posting!

[shingo_the_pest]

Yeah, you were the second person to ever read this. ^______^

[apagon]

heh, an irrelevant tidbit, but thought you might find this interesting--there's proof that karl urban was a "kirk-esque slut once upon a time"...

starting about halfway down the last column of the second page scan--in karl's own words...

[shingo_the_pest]

"I was really kind of...what's the word? Stupid.

XD Oh Mr. Urban, how sweet you were. Can you imagine Bones as focused only on sex and drugs as a 16 year old? @_x I tried to add some lines into the fic hinting that Bones had once been wild, but it really was not enough. Stud!Bones is hard to write! But I want to see more of him... :3

"He is also forced to wear an ostentatious array of World-designed clothes, asare the rest of the cast, who are kitted out for a camp S&M party."

I want to see the Enterprise visit a planet like that. XD

[kilala10]

That is just Cruel! XD *Laughing ass off nao*

[january_snow]

waaaah!

Bones is obviously nuts (pun?!) and this is horror-ible indeed.

well done :o

[shingo_the_pest]

Bones is nuts for nuts. (Oh god, just shoot me before my brain dements further.)