I have a recipe for spiced baked apples and I really want to try making it soon

[shinga]

CHAPTER FOURTEEN... WE ARE FAMILY! I GOT ALL MY SISTERS WITH ME...

HALF-NAKED GUYS: Yo.

MIDDLEAGED HOUSEWIVES WITH EMPTY MARRIAGES READING THIS BOOK: It’s my dream come true!

STEPHENIE MEYERS: I know, right!?

Comments

[anonymous]

What's your recipe?

*Totally ignoring Meyer, Fangirls and Lonely housewive*

[shinga]

2 tbps dark brown sugar
1/2 tsp apple pie sauce
1/4 tsp salt
3 cameo apples, cored and halved
2 tbsp chopped pecans
frozen vanilla yogurt (optional)

1. Combine brown sugar, apple pie sauce and salt; sprinkle evenly over cut sides of apples
2. Place apples on an aluminum foil-lined baking sheet
3. Bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes or until tender. Sprinkle evenly with pecans; bake 5 minutes more or until pecans are toasted. Serve with yogurt, if desired.

:D

[kitcat_meow]

"JACOB: STFU, she’s a HELPFUL leech-fucker.

BELLA: You know, Edward and I never actually had sex. Stephenie Meyer thinks that this makes the books pure.

STEPHENIE MEYER: Bloodsucking is a-ok, but keep it in the pants! That’s how I live my life."

I have to say I loved that.

[allegratheneko]

JACOB: It’s all good, we heal super fast so Paul will be fine. Anyway, yeah, now to stuff that matters to the plot.

PLOT: Please don’t bring me into this.

Leave the poor plot alone!

[lucky_starr17]

EMILY: Food’s ready! Aw, I love watching you guys devour your food like animals. ILU. :D

BELLA: That’s so cute.

OH MEYERS. Blatantly placingSneaking your house-wife-ity into that book.

[anonymous]

your depiction of Stepheny Meyer reminds me of Sarah Palin...

[runa27]

...my God. If that macro doesn't already exist, it should!