I am suffering severe period cramps and prefer it over these books

[shinga]

CHAPTER THREE... IT’S CALLED “THE END” BUT I DOUBT WE’RE THAT LUCKYBELLA: Man today sucks

Comments

[tessibean]

CHARLIE: Yeah the Indians hate the Cullens so they’re lighting fires. Because something in Wikipedia probably told Stephenie Meyer that Indians like to light fires.

STEPHENIE MEYER: I’m so cultural

Girl, I just lost my shit laughing at work. Do you know how hard it is to make it sound like "Researching internet-based populations: Advantages and disadvantages of online survery research, online questionnaire authoring software packages, and web survey services" is something that I actually could laugh at? :P

[silamai]

STEPHENIE MEYER: I’m so cultural!

Oh God, I'm not even one to really notice things like that off the bat but the way the natives were portrayed just rubbed me the wrong way.

[iteari]

When you think about, Bella leaves an Indian (hurting him and blah, blah, blah) for the white guy..I do sense racism! 0.0''''

[seamonkey_mags]

Ah this kills me. MOAR PLZ.

Bella the amazing em

[anonymous]

Now Bella gets to spend the next 50 chapters being emo over Edward the amazing blood sucking fairy, while all the readers are forced to suffer through the slow hell that is New Moon.

I have to find a way to keep Twilight fans from reproducing, for the sake of humanity.

Re: Bella the amazing em

[betwixtzelled]

Emo*

Why can't I spell things rights the first time?

Re: Bella the amazing em

[runa27]

You know, having recently given some Emo music a chance, I can confirm it has a much wider range of emotions than Bella Swan, who (to paraphrase Hermione Granger) = teaspoon. A very, very stupid teaspoon.

I love your icon, though! :D I have two Harley icons of my own, including the one you see here... which isn't necessarily emotionally appropriate per se, but... a Harley Icon deserves a Harley icon. XD

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[betwixtzelled]

I'm not surprised. Bella only has two emotions- lust for Edward and utter depression.

Thanks, I'm a Harley fan. I absolutely love her. I was rather disappointed by the "The Batman" version of her though. Way to cheesy for my taste. I like your Icon.