Twilight! 21

[shinga]

TWENTY-ONE... AND IT’S CALLED “THE PHONE CALL”... THIS IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER VERY STUPID CHAPTER, ISN’T IT? PLOT, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

PLOT: *sobs, swallows pills*

FAIR ENOUGH

Comments

[annemjw]

Ahahaha, oh gods, you made him sound just the right amount of skeezy.

[ext_107106]

EVIL VAMPIRE: Make it seem like it’s still your mom, I like it when girls do that.

BELLA: Uh... okay... mom?

EVIL VAMPIRE: Good, good, what are you wearing?

I didn't know evil vampires phone-sexed. =]

[annemjw]

EVIL VAMPIRE: Tell your mommy you love her now. Say it nice and slow.

BELLA: I... love you... mom?

EVIL VAMPIRE: Yeees. Okay see ya.

Apparently vampires are creepy sparkling pedophiles that phone-sex.

[annemjw]

No, it's the werewolves that are pedophiles.

[80sfiend]

EVIL VAMPIRE: Make it seem like it’s still your mom, I like it when girls do that.

BELLA: Uh... okay... mom?

EVIL VAMPIRE: Good, good, what are you wearing?

BELLA: What?

LMAO

I mean like I said, I did like the STORY idea of the book, but I totally agree that some of it was very simplistic and forced. LOL

[fizzgig16]

Ditto on the quote. That bit made me giggle...

I love this parody. :D

[mauig]

AHAHAHAHAA!! :) You correctly summed things up - I still love the books but this is fun. :D

[mauig]

i agree.
this is great.i love the way edward's like "you're stupid.i'm beautiful and sparkly.yay me."

[egypt_dragon]

Will Bella DIE? :D :D :D Stay tuned!!!

The smilie faces say it all...

[sevenrosetta]

I love how she writes a farewell note to Edward, a guy she met not even two months ago, as opposed to her loving father, her loving mother, her friends at school...

GOD THIS GIRL IS DUMB

[sugaronastick]

Amen.

[sevenrosetta]

But he's pretty and she smells good. It's true LOVE, can't you see it? of course her father and mother loose all importance.

[tdrama]

Err.. what friends?