Twilight! 12

[shinga]

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TWILIGHT

CHAPTER TWELVE OH DEAR GOD AM I EVEN CLOSE TO DONE WITH THIS SHIT YET

BILLY: Hi!

CHARLIE: Hi!

JACOB: Hi again!

BELLA: Uh.

BILLY: Jacob wanted to see BEEEELLLAAA *nudge*

JACOB: D:

BELLA: Crap, another one.

Comments

[ashi_the_artist]

Oh dear Lord...

If you go to the Amazon site, whatever you do, don't hit "Surprise me" while in the "Look Inside" application.

I think I just threw up a little. (Page 168).

A note about him eating all the cute animals ...

[the_resa]

I live in Forks, and the way she writes the book, one would think that the place is JUST CRAWLING WITH GRIZZLIES AND COUGARS.

Ahem, it's not. All we have are cute little brown bears, about the size of an extra large dog. And the cougars are barely coming back from extinction. Oh, and lots and lots and lots of wild bunnies.

With that bit of information, I think we know the real reason he's not taking Bella hunting ...

[adi_sama]

EDWARD: So I’m going to eat more cute animals tonight. You know, for your protection.

THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRLS: THAT IS SO ROMANTIC!

LOL

[merisua]

READERS: .... I feel like I skipped something.

That is me at least once every chapter... but it is getting progressively worse somehow. Like, stuff so random that I feel like I should reread all the summaries in case I really did totally miss something. But I won't. Because I think I missed nothing and this whole thing is just that confusing. ._.

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[anonymous]

"EDWARD: Don’t fall into a washing machine, Bella."

made me laugh actually out loud. XD I needed that, thank you.