"I am not, however, empty-trousered."

[shihadchick]

'...and now Fraser's making tiny little velociraptor noises, chittering, and, memo to self, do not, repeat do not let Dief watch Jurassic Park right before bed beause boy with the weird mental associations, and he does not need to be picturing that again right now, especially not when his equally sharp teeth are- are- well. There. Yes. Ray

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[stateless]

*does distracting dance*

[shihadchick]

ZEN MASTER THE EDGE.

ahem.

*is distracted*!

*cheers you on*

Does your dance come with free snacks?

[stateless]

*throws mini heath bars*

[shihadchick]

what are those again?

i assume they involve some variety of chocolate?

[shihadchick]

*just grins at you* Likewise.

[izzybeth]

you want those? there are huge holes in the inseams. patch them or your crotch will freeze. i meant to take them with so i could destroy them in wildy bizarre ways, but oh well.

[shihadchick]

mostly i am enamoured by clothing i haven't been wearing for the last nine months. i am sure you understand this. also, i just laughed my butt off. seriously. *snicker* duly noted.

i can post them back to you later, then? in pieces, if you like? or i could ceremonially burn them at Piha/One Tree Hill/my house/all three, if you like?

[izzybeth]

i do indeed understand. feel free to freeze your balls off.

do what you will with them, dear.