All issues of Rita's life can now be found at shifty_skeeter at GJ.

*papers appear in usual locations, accompanied by sounds of giggles*

HOGWARTS HOTBED

DEFENSE, DISGRACE, AND DENIAL
Defense club was held on Sunday. Students attending included Angelina Johnson, Dean Thomas (accompanied by Patsy), Ginny Weasley, Susan Bones, Harry Potter, Blaise Zabini and Draco Malfoy. The inclusion of these two prominent ( Read more... )

*levitates Snape down to the dungeons*

*pushes him into his rooms and onto his bed*

Ennervate.

*hums cheerily to herself*

*goes to a small cupboard and pulls out a pensieve*

*drops her memories off the defense club in and swirls them around a bit*

Who needs notes?

*laughs quietly and grabs a quill*

*sweeps into her rooms and slams the door* Honestly. Trying to prevent notes from leaving the room. Was he planning on removing someone's brain in order to do so ( Read more... )

*papers appear with a cheery bing!sound*

HELLOOOOOOOO, HOGWARTS!

In continuing reports on our Head Couple, it appears life is not entirely wine and roses. Reports indicate that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger had a fight, at the end of which, he once again remembered his old nickname for Granger. Turning to the one person who truly ( Read more... )

*several owls drop into her rooms, delivering letters ( Read more... )

Percy ( Read more... )

*papers appear with a sad little pop*

HOGWARTS, HOW IT HAPPENED.

Chang's parents came to see her.

Malfoy and Potter shared a smoke and a fight on the Quidditch pitch.

Chang threw a Hallowe'en party.

Potter went to Quidditch camp and invited Malfoy.

Parkinson went modeling.

Chang made a doll.

Snape created a potion that turned Granger into a ( Read more... )

Before I surrender myself to the idea of taking a teaching position in this school, I should look into my options, shouldn't I?

*taps her nails together and packs a couple of bags* After all, there's got to be at least one newspaper in Britain that Malfoy hasn't gotten to yet.

*stares at the stack of returned papers from the last issue* I hope* ( Read more... )