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[ The video feed is purposeful, for once, as Eames reclines back into a lounge chair, feet propped up in front of him with his brand new spankin' device in hand - a version that doesn't have the screen cracked and flooded, for instance. He wiggles his fingers at the tiny camera.Needless to say, less than ninety-six hours here, and you deities have

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[heelsandlaw]

It's been about a month.

[shifts]

Ah, well. I suppose that explains why I don't have my old flat anylonger.

[heelsandlaw]

It would, wouldn't it?

So, welcome back I suppose.

[shifts]

Thank you.

It was Cameron, wasn't it?

[chosered]

I guess a welcome back is in order.

[shifts]

Only if you mean it.

[chosered]

Why wouldn't I mean it?

[shifts]

Just a tease, Kenny, thank you.

I've a question, though.

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I certainly felt special - what with the majority of the time being used as a makeshift bookshelf. There's symbolism in here, somewhere. I just can't be arsed to look for it.

Might I ask, why the filter?

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[shifts]

I wish they'd been filthy spreads - might have passed the time better.

You need a private filter to call me special?

[derpioso]

I thought you said your name was Eames.

THIS TIME WITHOUT IT TURNING RANDOMLY ANONYMOUS

[shifts]

It's what I go by most often, yes. William's a bit too ponce-sounding, nowadays.

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE, WHO IS THIS RANDOM ANON RESPONDING TO MY TAG

[derpioso]

Ponce?

LMFAO what a creepy anon

[shifts]

Er- someone who fakes intellect. A "poser," might as well.

[orangetoughguy]

Sounds kind of kinky.

[shifts]

Being a piece of furniture? Not my cup of tea, unfortunately.

[orangetoughguy]

I think you found out first hand your cuppa whatever doesn't matter around here.

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It seems I'd forgotten that, for holding an expansive variety of magical creatures, the City doesn't play much to personal fantasies.