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[shifts]

[ The video feed is purposeful, for once, as Eames reclines back into a lounge chair, feet propped up in front of him with his brand new spankin' device in hand - a version that doesn't have the screen cracked and flooded, for instance. He wiggles his fingers at the tiny camera.Needless to say, less than ninety-six hours here, and you deities have

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[derpioso]

I thought you said your name was Eames.

THIS TIME WITHOUT IT TURNING RANDOMLY ANONYMOUS

[shifts]

It's what I go by most often, yes. William's a bit too ponce-sounding, nowadays.

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE, WHO IS THIS RANDOM ANON RESPONDING TO MY TAG

[derpioso]

Ponce?

LMFAO what a creepy anon

[shifts]

Er- someone who fakes intellect. A "poser," might as well.

i felt violated seriously

[derpioso]

...I don't really see how Eames is better than William, but okay! At least I learned a new word.

i'm sorry except for when I'm not

[shifts]

The more you know, and all that.

which is always?

[derpioso]

It's slang, right?

And I had no idea curses could turn you into furniture! I thought tasting like strawberry ice cream was weird enough, haha.

...................yes.

[shifts]

Yes. What word would you use for it?

I had no idea, either. I'd prefer the strawberry bit.

i hope you know how much grief this tag caused me. lasjflkasfd

[derpioso]

Er- [SCRUNCHING UP HIS FACE] Po-za? I've never actually used it before. [He laughs, and disappears from the screen for a minute to find a piece of paper and scribble on it.] Looks like this! [ポーザ (CHECK IT BRO)]

Did anybody try to sit on you?

I AM SO SORRY (not) you love it w/e

[shifts]

Interesting.

You know, Arthur tried - up until I shouted at him. Then he promptly dropped a book on me and denied my existence for about three hours before leaving the flat entirely.

/punches yeah yeah i do 8D

[derpioso]

...You were still able to talk?

/CLUTCHES FACE ;o;

[shifts]

Yes.

Don't ask me how.

it was a.....love tap. or something.

[derpioso]

[......yeah uh. that's hysterical. sorry for laughing. >>]

Geez, I wonder what would happen if all of our furniture could talk to us.

uh huh :|

[shifts]

[ Eames huffs, slightly, but scoffs just as quickly, because it is ridiculous. ]

Someone would likely start up on furniture rights and then none of us would have furnished homes.

listen to old rafiki. he knows. 8)

[derpioso]

Or we'd need to do test runs to see if we'd get along together.

LMAO oh okay.

[shifts]

I'm not sure I would appreciate my bed conversing with me.