So instead of posting my Hawaii pictures like I said I do this...

( ...the gnome needs a name )

I know I should be asleep but I can't sleep ( Read more... )

Alright well I finally got all of my Hawaii pics organized buuuut I'm too lazy to upload them to my pc right now. So I'll leave you with this little gem. I know I told Carrie about it, so here it is.


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So yeah if you don't know by now here's the big bulletin.

I'm back in town. Shocking no?

Yes yes, I'm back from Hawaii and I have pictures, stories and a few objects to give out to certain individuals.

In short that trip was completely fucking awesome and at the same time the worst vacation I've gone on with familia.
( I will however share a few pictures that I took with my phone )

Oh man so salt and lime totally negate the shitty taste of tequila lemme tell you. Also cheap $2 drinks are good because that get you good and buzzed fast. Oh that's right, Ricky is good and d-r-u-n-k right now. That's what happens when you drink the majority of a bottle of tequila while watching Spiderman 2 ( Read more... )

I'm not dead ( Read more... )

procrastination is a bitch

Look what I stumbled upon at a car forum. You think you're a Simpsons fan. No, no this is only for ze most hardcore of Simpsons fans. It's all about that question that everyone has asked themselves at least once.....where the fuck is the Springfield that the Simpsons live in?

( Yeah you don't know what levels of nerdom you are diving into... )

Well done!Alright so let's see here. Lots of things happened like my 21st birthday. Oh that's right, I now have strange mystical powers. Mostly just the ability to buy alcohol but I wouldn't mind any others kicking in. Except any combination that would result in people calling me Baby Aids Monster...that name is for other purposes ( Read more... )

So I just had this satisfying dream. I was somewhere rubbing elbows with all the high class socialites and letting them all know exactly how I felt. I rarely tell people how I usually feel but I let these people have the full brunt of it. It was amazing. I just remember yelling at some dumb bitch for using the word synthesize in a horrible ( Read more... )