Almost......almost.....almost....there we are!
Well done!
Alright so let's see here. Lots of things happened like my 21st birthday. Oh that's right, I now have strange mystical powers. Mostly just the ability to buy alcohol but I wouldn't mind any others kicking in. Except any combination that would result in people calling me Baby Aids Monster...that name is for other purposes.
So I'm not going to get into what actually happened on my birthday right now. I'm still gathering facts and conducting interrogations in hopes of finding the truth. Ok in all actuality nothing bad happened. Two hours of ze power on Friday and early drinking starting at Peter Piper Pizza ending up with me not remembering last call or walking home or getting in bed. But all of that shall be talked of soon enough.
I shall just show you the presents people gave me. Well mostly here's the main present which kicks gargantuan amounts of ass and just proves that I am a small child.
Yeah that's right....my mom bought me one of those little robots. I hate asking for presents so I never do. This is what I end up with, it's probably one of the top actual surprises I've ever gotten. So very, very random and nerdy but you know you would play with it. It's unavoidable.
Then they also bought me these four books. Which shall be quite enojoyable....mostly the Grimm's Fairy Tales. I don't think I shall be starting any of these due to the fact that I still haven't finished Anna Karenina....sorry Stephanie.
I tried to power through one of these books previously....it was not a goal that I achieved. Said book shall not be named by me.
She wrapped them all up in green wrapping paper and then sitting next to them was green bottled alcohol. Ok my mom said the only reason she bought me maragaritas in a bottle was due to the running theme of green. My mom's like that.
Hooooorray robot! It has been suggested that I name him...no clue yet on that one.
You know Margaret we could be having sexual intercourse right now.
Yes, yes we could.
Hmmm but let's not
Ok I figured out how to get my pictures from my phone online so here's some with added commentary of course.
Here is the haul from when I walked in to Super Wal-Mart and had Donny purchase me some liquor for a night of brouhaha.
That's one case of Heineken (I drink it, wanna fight about it?), one six pack of Red Stripe (Hoooray beer!), one case of Miller (for Donny not me), a bottle of 151 Zombie (Donny and Corey drank all of that before I had a chance to try it), a bottle of Absolut Vodka (paired of course with Hawaiin Punch...not pictured) and a bottle of 151 Long Island Iced Tea (if I could find that shit and it wasn't alcohol I'd still drink it).
Donny was very happy to use his age and purchase things.
Along with those things we also purchased the best accessory for drinking and card games. Behold what the wonders of play-doh yield when properly used.
Things started off innocently enough with a purple stone henge and a multi colored dinoasur. (Note in the back that we are playing up and down the river. Quite possibly the most mindless drinking game ever invented. At one point I was just handling the cards and telling people when to drink.)
Then things take a drastic turn for the worse.
Sure the added little green rabbit, the dashing pink snowman and the purple duck are quite acceptable. However someone decided to make some other items. Now who let the marijauana and pink swastika into the party?
That is quite unacceptable behavior.
Ok now I just need to update some older pictures of me and Lauren at the zoo and talk about the wonderful adventure that was my 21st birthday weekend extravaganza.
We now go to Ollie Williams with the punish forecast. Ollie?
HE GO`AN GETIT!!
Thank you Ollie.
Alright so let's see here. Lots of things happened like my 21st birthday. Oh that's right, I now have strange mystical powers. Mostly just the ability to buy alcohol but I wouldn't mind any others kicking in. Except any combination that would result in people calling me Baby Aids Monster...that name is for other purposes.
So I'm not going to get into what actually happened on my birthday right now. I'm still gathering facts and conducting interrogations in hopes of finding the truth. Ok in all actuality nothing bad happened. Two hours of ze power on Friday and early drinking starting at Peter Piper Pizza ending up with me not remembering last call or walking home or getting in bed. But all of that shall be talked of soon enough.
I shall just show you the presents people gave me. Well mostly here's the main present which kicks gargantuan amounts of ass and just proves that I am a small child.
Yeah that's right....my mom bought me one of those little robots. I hate asking for presents so I never do. This is what I end up with, it's probably one of the top actual surprises I've ever gotten. So very, very random and nerdy but you know you would play with it. It's unavoidable.
Then they also bought me these four books. Which shall be quite enojoyable....mostly the Grimm's Fairy Tales. I don't think I shall be starting any of these due to the fact that I still haven't finished Anna Karenina....sorry Stephanie.
I tried to power through one of these books previously....it was not a goal that I achieved. Said book shall not be named by me.
She wrapped them all up in green wrapping paper and then sitting next to them was green bottled alcohol. Ok my mom said the only reason she bought me maragaritas in a bottle was due to the running theme of green. My mom's like that.
Hooooorray robot! It has been suggested that I name him...no clue yet on that one.
You know Margaret we could be having sexual intercourse right now.
Yes, yes we could.
Hmmm but let's not
Ok I figured out how to get my pictures from my phone online so here's some with added commentary of course.
Here is the haul from when I walked in to Super Wal-Mart and had Donny purchase me some liquor for a night of brouhaha.
That's one case of Heineken (I drink it, wanna fight about it?), one six pack of Red Stripe (Hoooray beer!), one case of Miller (for Donny not me), a bottle of 151 Zombie (Donny and Corey drank all of that before I had a chance to try it), a bottle of Absolut Vodka (paired of course with Hawaiin Punch...not pictured) and a bottle of 151 Long Island Iced Tea (if I could find that shit and it wasn't alcohol I'd still drink it).
Donny was very happy to use his age and purchase things.
Along with those things we also purchased the best accessory for drinking and card games. Behold what the wonders of play-doh yield when properly used.
Things started off innocently enough with a purple stone henge and a multi colored dinoasur. (Note in the back that we are playing up and down the river. Quite possibly the most mindless drinking game ever invented. At one point I was just handling the cards and telling people when to drink.)
Then things take a drastic turn for the worse.
Sure the added little green rabbit, the dashing pink snowman and the purple duck are quite acceptable. However someone decided to make some other items. Now who let the marijauana and pink swastika into the party?
That is quite unacceptable behavior.
Ok now I just need to update some older pictures of me and Lauren at the zoo and talk about the wonderful adventure that was my 21st birthday weekend extravaganza.
We now go to Ollie Williams with the punish forecast. Ollie?
HE GO`AN GETIT!!
Thank you Ollie.