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(Set at some indiscernible time in RP future.)

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, it’s warm copper kettles and…No, that’s not right. She’s forgotten the words. She only saw the movie once and it was so long ago, but when she’s not feeling well she hears whimsical songs and nursery rhymes in her head. They make her feel safer ( Read more... )

More completely ignoring the RP I'm in with Sherry... this may turn into a longer fanfic if I'm ambitious enough, mostly because writing Wesker is... interesting. And we don't have one in our game. >.>

This stuff happens immediately after the events of RE2.

( The Door in the Wall )

Family discussion of the evils of Disney channel stars.

Was supposed to be from Sherry's POV... but it wasn't. So now it's a homage to my friend's amazing depiction of Birkin. Story within RE2 game canon, not the RP I'm currently in.

If anyone wants the MP3 of the song on which the title is based, it's here. Lyrics here.

( Death to Birth )

Who: Sherry, William, eventually Annette
When: Present day, mid-morning
Where: Raccoon City, Birkin Residence
What: An unexpected turn of events changes the fate of the Birkin family. Also, William struggles to understand Hannah Montana, and is guilted into going to the beach.

( 'Just one,' Birkin perked up in the seat and eyed Annette firmly, 'One. That's it. And we're packing lots of sunblock and hand sanitizer.' )