Got a new job working in the words and utilizing my degree. Everything coming up Milhouse right ( Read more... )

I had to decline a job offer as a lab technician today because the pay sucked, it wasn't something I was interested in and it was in Tukwila. I don't know what was harder, the interview or declining the offer. I have this irrational fear that I won't get a career and I will just end up a huge loser for the rest of my days. Fuck you baby boomers.

I am becoming more cynical day bu day. Just call me old man McConkey.

I had a dream last night that I was trying to poop but I couldn't because a Hispanic maid kept coming into the bathroom and dropping things off like tp and other bathroom supplies. I couldn't poop because I have a nervous bladder in the dream and in real life. The bathroom was really small much like a bathroom on a yacht. Eventually I got to the ( Read more... )

Check out this shitty web comic I made.

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Alright, I am ready to go to grad school.

A Mormon is running for president and James Ellis is dating a white girl. What is the world coming to?

What if John Denver was actually an alien and he never died in a plane crash and that song I am leaving on a Jet plane is actually about him going back to his home planet?

Sometimes in life you have to admit that you are being an asshole and sometimes you have to be an asshole but don't mistake the two.

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Jk but kinda