AAARGH! AUDIENCE!!!!

[sherlock2040]

Signs that today was not a good day:

1) First pre-set, clonk some moron on the head with the door.
After pre-set I headed down the stairs with the bin-bag (and a mug), I went out the exit that goes from the Upper Circle out onto the street. As I open the door, I hit the guy who is standing behind the door. I walked out and decided to ignore him

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[turggle]

What an evil day! I hatehateHATE people who stop in doorways. Especially in crowded places like the malls during christmas shopping. They just stand right in the middle and block everyone else and act like they don't know they are doing it. Or the idiots who LEAN on doors then get pissed when you try to open from the other side and you can't figure out why the door isn't moving. Or the people who bump into YOU and then say, "Excuse YOU." in a nasty voice.

I have also noticed that little old ladies like to stop in the grocery store door to "check" their reciept.

i just hate crowds. I am not a real people person :)

[sherlock2040]

It happens quite regularly, hitting people with the door. I might just give up and start going through the building ('cept they changed the code on the door and I can't remember it!)

I hate crowds to, especially crowds of tourists.

[bluesgirly]

Well I think you should avoid doors and try and stick to JUMPING OUT THE WINDOW. Sheesh - what are you supposed to do over there? Maybe get a big stick and see if you can get these heathens to move along somehow ha!

Sorry about your jeans - I just hate that. Hope they weren't your favorite pair.

[sherlock2040]

If we had windows I'd definitely consider jumping out of them. I'm tempted to go down the stairs shouting "CHARGE!" and hopefully anyone behind the door will hear me and move.

I only own three pairs of jeans, the loss of one is cause for a moment of sadness.

[daylyn]

That sounds like a particularily evil day. You were definitely having door issues. Alas, none of those doors opened into a parallel universe, you know, one without audiences.

Hope your Sunday is better and good luck with jeans shopping.

[sherlock2040]

*mesmerised by icon*

I hate doors. I'd love to find a parallel universe behind the door one day, that'd be fantastic.

Decided it was too cold to go jeans shopping so stayed in bed :P

[porco_modesto]

I wonder how your face looked when you pronounced that "sir":-)and the whole phraze. Холодный душ для него.:-)

There are people who tend to see themselves as the centre of the Universe. Combined with age it may be intolerable. That guy was a typical kind.

I wish you nice shopping. I myself plan to buy a winter cap. A close friend of mine whos opinion I value said I look in my cap "как член Политбюро". And I want to look like that.:-) So I want something completely different. And as my face is not that thin, the task may prove to be a difficult one.

[porco_modesto]

I meant, I don`t want to look like that:-)

[sherlock2040]

I think the best way to describe my expression was a combination of boredom and contempt. Oooh, winter cap. I must remember to take a picture of me in my winter hat.

[atticus_frog]

Wah! That does does like a horrible day. Trounced upon by woman in heels. Ouch.

[sherlock2040]

Heels should be banned.