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[shep_shepherd]

The boat party went very well indeed, with hardly any outrageous behaviour at all, despite all of my colleagues getting pretty hammered on beer, Jack Daniels, shots and the like - as far as I know, two of them (Mark and Dave) are still pissing it up in the local Chicago Rock Cafe as I type this

Comments

[alexf0x]

Just going to say that your lucky, the drink drive limit now I think is down to as little as a half pint of beer. Trust me too, the police will look for any and I mean any spike that's just over the limit to get a conviction.

Also do you know if they still do the dog days shirt? I remember that it was really expensive last time I saw it.

[shep_shepherd]

Yes, but they are only available in 4XL, which is great if you're really fat or want to make an eye-catching tent...

[iffriel]

I had a terrible dream last night that you'd died and across all the televisions of the land was played a montage of your life, with you as a puppy (you were your character) through to your adult life... it was weird.

[shep_shepherd]

I hope that's not a portent of doom...

[footpad]

My drink-driving career was nipped in the bud the very first time I drove friends to a pub. "Shall I have just a half?" I wondered, and the young and possibly-gay barman just gave me a certain kind of gentle sharp look, shook his head, and said something like, "Don't get into that habit, mate." And, bar a few borderline exceptions, I basically never have. I wish I could find that barman again and thank him.